Repent And Believe The Gospel

[Guest]

HAHAHAHAH!

And what fool thought that I actually was a Freemason.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

REPENT and believe the gospel of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. By the power of the blood of the Cross all your sins shall be wiped away. Even one sin, but one stain, puts you in the path of eternal fires, for one tiny sin offends the ever eternal everlasting GOD.

What fool among you will place your reason before God? What fool among you thinks that reason, which is circular, has any place in the scheme of God's ultimate design? The Lord puts TO SHAME the wisdom of the Greeks. It is not by the power of proof, but by the power of PREACHING that the Word comes to you and dwells in your heart, and you are enlivened unto eternal life, the blood of the Lamb washing away your trangressions.

The Fool says in his heart- I by my reason decide that THERE IS NO GOD! The fool trusts in his reason to determine things that are above reason! For it is Christ who is the foundation of all knowledge, not reason. It is the WORD that is the foundation of all truth, not reason.

Woe to those who balk at God. They will suffer eternal torments in a lake of everlasting flames.

Who has foreknown the mind of God? Who, I tell you, WHO has been His counselor? For God twisted the minds of men, that He Himself might perform a twist of total salvation. For a beggar became a king, and THE FOOLISH OF THE WORLD BECAME WISE, and by WOUNDS CAME HEALING, and by BEATING CAME GLORIFYING, and by DEATH CAME LIFE, and by THE HORIZONTAL BAR OF THE CROSS CAME THE VERTICAL, and the Son of Man confounded the principalities and POWERS OF THE WORLD by His Work of REdemption.

The KING OF THE JEWS became the SCOURGE OF THE JEWS, and the SCOURGE OF THE GENTILES, became the KING OF THE GENTILES!~ YES! All by the Cross! "His Blood Be Upon Us and On Our Children! Screamed the Jewry!"

The HIGH became low, and the low became High. The weak became strong and the strong became weak.

Who has been the counselor of the Lord, whose business it is is to CONFOUND THE WISDOM OF THE WISE!

BELIEVE IN THE CROSS OF JESUS, OR PERISH IN FLAMES EVERLASTING.

[duke o' york]

ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

[Last Conformist]

[Barnabas]

this only works if you also submit to the roman pontiff

[Donegeal]

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Donegeal

I like this one!

[Last Conformist]

Hey, I made that one!

[Elok]

Good job then, LC. Now, do you figure this dude is a trolling atheist or a really naive fundamentalist? Just as a matter of p.b.d. curiosity.

[duke o' york]

Well he hasn't yet followed up on his first post, so maybe he's given up on the unbelievers in OT. Hopefully he'll turn his missionary mission in the direction of LotM!



Btw, great work LC!

[Last Conformist]

Troll, methinks.

[Jon Miller]

First one I think wasn't.. the rest I think are/were.

JM

[reds4ever]

You can always tell the nutters, they START using UPPERcase at RANDOM points IN THEIR posts.

[duke o' york]

Re: Repent And Believe The Gospel

Originally posted by Philosophiser
and by THE HORIZONTAL BAR OF THE CROSS CAME THE VERTICAL

Jesus saves...... and St John puts in the rebound!

[Dinner]

He has convinced me. I will now convert from my heathen atheist ways.











OK… Maybe not.

[asleepathewheel]

It will make a weak man mighty
it will make a mighty man fall
it will fill your heart and hands
or leave you with nothing at all
it's the eyes for the blind
and legs for the lame
it is love for hate
and pride for shame

that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the mighty power
that's the power of the gospel

gospel on the water
gospel on the land
the gospel in every woman
the gospel in every man
gospel in the garden
gospel in the trees
the gospel that's inside of you
ge gospel inside of me

that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the mighty power
that's the power of the gospel

in the hour of the richness
in the hour of need
for all of creation
comes from the gospel seed
now you may leave tomorrow
and you may leave today
but you've got to have the gospel
when you start out on your way

that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the gospel
that's the power of the mighty power
that's the power of the gospel