Repent And Believe The Gospel

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by duke o' york
ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

[KrazyHorse]

Re: Re: Repent And Believe The Gospel

Originally posted by duke o' york


Jesus saves...... and St John puts in the rebound!

People used to say that about Esposito.

"Jesus saves, but Esposito scores on the rebound"

[duke o' york]

Ian St John actually has a Biblical name though, which makes it far more appropriate.
The original graffiti inspiration was on a sign outside a church in Liverpool in the 70s.

[Donegeal]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Hey, I made that one!

You made it? I thought it was one of those guys from Israel...

Thanks though. That one and a couple of others come in handy.

[Bill3000]

I rather like "Jesus saves. The rest of you take full damage."

As well, I always am disturbed by the word "gentile." It would seem to imply that I am some sort of genitalia.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Bill3000
I rather like "Jesus saves. The rest of you take full damage."

That is right off the geek scale!!!

[Bill3000]

By the way, the same poster had previously claimed to be CivNation.

[Dis]

I didn't actually read the post, but I still feel I'm qualified to use:

[duke o' york]

CivNation or not, I'm already converted to that faith.

[Philosophiser]

Originally posted by duke o' york
ARGUMENT FROM MUSHROOMS
(1) This pizza tastes funny.
(2) That purple llama on the ceiling is juggling chainsaws.
(3) Purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws.
(4) It must be a miracle!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The lie of Lucifer is to place your own reason and make it the ultimate test of ALL things, especially God. It is the test of the Garden of Eden, where satan said "God surely has NOT said" and it was at that moment that the first man and woman placed their reason above the authority and Word of God.

Through reason God can never be proved, for reason is an inherently defective way to absolutely be sure of the truth. God could literally show up at your doorstep, and the "man of reason" will always invent some excuse to say that such and such is not God for such and such a reason.

RATHER- Salvation is BY THE POWER OF GOD ON HIGH, who, for His own purposes, HARDENED THE HEART OF WICKED PHAROAH and rose him up only to tear him down to the depths of damnation. And in the same sense, He lowered Israel, only TO RAISE IT UP ON HIGH that she might enter the promised land and confound the magickians of Pharoah's courtyards.

For the scripture declares: HATH NOT THE POTTER POWER OVER THE CLAY, TO MAKE ONE VESSEL UNTO HONOR, AND ANOTHER UNTO DISHONOR?

And who are you O man, to speak back to God!?

"11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth 12 It was said unto her, The elder F35 shall serve the younger. 13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid. 15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. 16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy. 17 For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth. 18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth. 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted F36 to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?" (Romans 9)

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Philosophiser

HATH NOT THE POTTER POWER [...]?

Way to attract Imran.

[Jaguar]

If I were a potter and you were a vessel, I would make you unto dishonor.

[DRoseDARs]

I think Jaguar means to say he wishes to sodomize Philosophiser with wet clay as lubrication and pottery tools.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Harry Potter

I always knew he was God

[duke o' york]

But why isn't his bum in your sig?