Do the right thing..

[duke o' york]

Tell him the facts!
"So I saw [girl's name] the other day, and she asked me if I'd like to go out with her. I'd like to, but told her that I'd ask you first. Would you mind, because if you do then I'll tell her I'm not interested?"

If she's that hot, then does she fancy a trip to Leeds so I can check her out your story?

[Pekka]

No duke NO! I know you mean well but you are being devil's advocate now.. I mean.. I state yes I need to stand down and it kills me to think about it and you say 'it can be done it's cool!'. NO NO ON ON O ONONONO !

NONONONONONO!

TI CAN*T OITCAN*T!

[duke o' york]

Send her to Leeds then, and teach me some cool phrases in Finnish.

[Elok]

Stop messing with the Finn's head, he might hurt us.

Well, I don't know women, but if talking to him won't work, how about asking her about this situation? Sounds weird, but women have a unique perspective on these things.

Or maybe not.

[Pekka]

Here's few:

"Haluun että kuset mun suuhun.. kultaiset suihkut namm!"
- I want to kiss you deeply.. your are so yummy

"Karvaset kädet? Onko sillä nyt väliä, peppuun se kuitenkin työnnetään? Hiljaa ja vikise!"
- Lay down (on bed)? This is my favourite song, let's make love to it? Sing with it!"

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Tell him the facts!
"So I saw [girl's name] the other day, and she asked me if I'd like to go out with her. I'd like to, but told her that I'd ask you first. Would you mind, because if you do then I'll tell her I'm not interested?"

But then his mate will have to do the 'bloke thing' and say he doesn't mind even though the thought of it is killing him inside.

[duke o' york]

What's the Finnish for: "Pekka says you've got a great a$$, and the man don't lie. Prove it!"?

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by reds4ever


But then his mate will have to do the 'bloke thing' and say he doesn't mind even though the thought of it is killing him inside.

I've covered this - you can tell. Look him in the eyes when you tell him and see how he reacts. You'll know....

[Pekka]

I feel reds has more likely outcome. Then again you never know. I don't want to put him in that situation to begin with.

Nah.. I'll get some... hookers and blow.

[Elok]

I'd doublecheck those first. Probable actual translations:

"Your booty is too thin...let me stretch it!"

"Do you wash? You know what I mean, do you smell like polar-bear lovejuice down there? It better not!"

[Pekka]

polar bear lovejuice ...

[MrFun]

OPs that seriously lack PASSION

[laurentius]

I know dude, but I'm sure Pekka makes the right decision and takes the chance of LOVE

[laurentius]

Pekka you are such a bastard

luin just "käännöksesi"

[Combat Ingrid]

I think the proper thing would be that you send your friend a written application, to prove you are serious about the girl.
It should contain the following sections:

* Summary (max. 250 words)
* Background
* Aims
* Methodology
* Preliminary results
* A signed copy of your CV