Every Dad needs himself one of these...

[Donegeal]

Its Christmas time, in the City....

[Donegeal]

Does she look like mom or dad?

[Japher]

Does she look like mom or dad?

I don't know. Do you have a picture of the mail man?

[JohnT]

She's too much in the baby phase to really be clear as to whom she looks like. We have pictures of Sophie at that age where she's the spitting image of my father. It's bizarre.

[Donegeal]

Originally posted by Japher


I don't know. Do you have a picture of the mail man?

Yes. As a matter of fact, I do...

[Japher]

I wish she was my mailman

[KrazyHorse]

You should wish to be the mailman, actually. My girlfriend's friend has apparently been seen totally nude by her mailman on at least three separate occasions. Multiply that by a thousand houses...

[Japher]

divide by the number of people on your route you'd actually like to see naked.

[KrazyHorse]

Eh. This girl's pretty cute.

[Japher]

Still, for every cute girl there's probably a few not so cute girls and a couple really creepy guys.

[Az]

multiply by the amount of times you got laid because of that.
get zero.