Farcical Pace Prawnsalad Done in Trance

[Winston]

This just came in on the wires.

Apparently a chef at the Bellevue Hotel Restaurant & Pedicure Clinic in Trenton, NJ got an order for a prawn salad last Friday - mere seconds before he fell into a trance that rendered him unable to prepare more than 1/8 of a prawn every 2 hours.

Yesterday, at around 6 p.m. local time he finally completed the entrée, only to find that the customer had changed his mind and now wanted to skip the first course and just grab some chili and a medium sized Coke. A spokesperson for the hotel, Mr. Norman "Sparky" Watkins, speaking on the condition that there be no mention of his inability to satisfy his wife in bed, expected the new order to be completed "well before Christmas, absolutely".

[Spiffor]

[Ecthy]

what?

[Winston]

Forgot to mention, it says clearly at the bottom of the wire that this news story is not to be released in Germany, as there'd be no point whatsoever.

[Ecthy]

One more of these stories and we're pulling an 1864 on ya

[laurentius]

Great thread

[Winston]

Ah yes, the last war you were any good at, 140 years ago.

Still, it's a better record than ours.

[BlackCat]

didn't they also do a 1870 ?

Anyway, if they try, they'll just get yet another 1918/1945

[Winston]

Yes, but Denmark managed to hide under some jackets in the corner in 1870-71, so that one doesn't count.

[Ecthy]

Let's see what kind of Quislingness you will pull this time (isn't Norway historically a part of Denmark anyway?)

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Let's see what kind of Quislingness you will pull this time (isn't Norway historically a part of Denmark anyway?)

Of course it is , just as most of northern germany - though the Quisling is problably some evil swedish descendant

[Skanky Burns]

Superb

[duke o' york]

Such are the things that dreams are made of....

[Richelieu]

Well, that's an event.