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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Behold, the eroscillator 2 plus!
Behold, the eroscillator 2 plus!
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looks expensive
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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A toothbrush isn't a very romantic gift, Boris.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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My gf is synesthetic
I read that as 'synthetic' and didn't even think twice about it..."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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I'd say they're still waiting for his mom to drive them to the field.Comment
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Aw how cute. Matching bathrooms.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Re: Re: help Kuci get his gf a christmas present
Isn't that expensive?Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Give her two tabs of acid and a tin of alphabetty spaghetti.
Erm, the acid, not the tin.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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A tab of acid can be had for under US$10, I believe.
It's a lot cheaper than that $128.00 vibrator pictured above.
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Give her a Finn for a night. Total satisfaction at least once in her life.
In da butt.
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I dunno, I think a night with Stefu would be more likely to just freak her the hell out.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Synthetic girlfriend?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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A night with VJ would leave her so unsatisfied that anything Kuci did the next night would have her on her knees.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I dunno, I think a night with Stefu would be more likely to just freak her the hell out.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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Re: help Kuci get his gf a christmas present
Make it, boy genius.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I want to get her a personalized necklace with her name on it, but with the letters be in those particular colors. So far all I haven't been able to find anything with that last bitRethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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Yeah, make her a pearl necklace!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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That's disgusting.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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