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Everyone who says they know what happens when we die are wrong.
We rot?
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We rot?
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To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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the porcelain god
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The Porcelain God
The Porcelain God is one of the most popular and well known gods worldwide. Nearly every home with indoor plumbing has an altar to the porcelain god within its realm. The altar of the porcelain god even shows up in office buildings, commercial establishments and industrial facilities. While everyone may not pay homage at the altar of the porcelain god it is an everpresent aspect of many peoples lives.
Paying Homage to the Porcelain God is an easy process.
1. The first step in paying homage to the Porcelain God is to begin imbibing of the spirit of fermentation.
2. After imbibing of the spirit of fermentation continue to enjoy the spirit until you feel the spirit of the Porcelain God move your heart.
3. When the spirit of the Porcelain God has entered your heart you may now approach the altar of the Porcelain God.
4. At this point you should reverentially lift the protective lid upon the altar.
5. The Next phase of praying at tha altar of the Porcelain God is to place your head into the rim of the altar.
6. Now you may begin praying at the altyar of the porcelain god while offering the sacrifice.
7. The prayers should only be based upon the grunts and moans of the repentant person.
8. The sacrifice you must offer is the contents of your digestive tract that the Porcelain God demands.
9. The final step in praying at the altar of the Porcelain God is to pull the handle of the altar and release the sacrifice.
10. After praying at the altar you may now feel refreshed and clean yourself knowing that the Porcelain God is very proud.
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Originally posted by Sava
That's just my 2 cents.
I wasn't aware of the fact that cents were made of gold
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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The people who put down two hours, is that two hours of study, or two hours of thinking about the universe?
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Explain please - doesn't make sense.Originally posted by Jon Miller
The people who put down two hours, is that two hours of study, or two hours of thinking about the universe?
jmWith or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Originally posted by BlackCat
I wasn't aware of the fact that cents were made of gold
although 2 cents worth of gold is still just 2 cents
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Originally posted by Winston
There's a special place in Hell for commies.
Lucifer was the first rebel.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm not going to study a book (the bible) that condemns me. It is not of particular significant to me. Religion is a complete waste of time.Originally posted by Az
I don't spend time thinking about something that is just a figment of human imagination. I have better things to do.
Actually spending time thinking about figments of human imagination, esp. literary ones such as this can be quite beneficial. literature
I am not religious, but the closest I can find to your question is me contemplating with myself the meaning of life, the future, etc. I spend 3-4 hours a week, I guess, on this.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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I have many sexual thoughts about mormon women. I'm sure that counts for something. I love mormon girls.Originally posted by Flip McWho
I've been reading the book of mormon lately, suppose that counts.Comment
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civ4 does us no good, but we still play it.Originally posted by BlackCat
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Why do you want to waste precious time of your life on something that do you no good ?Comment
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Actually it does - it exercises the brain.Originally posted by Dis
civ4 does us no good, but we still play it.With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Well I don't believe in exercise. It's just an age old figment of some crazy person's imagination.
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how so? The game does all the number crunching. If you go by the recommended actions the computer gives you (though no one does that), you don't have to do anything in the game except watch the pretty screen.Originally posted by BlackCat
Actually it does - it exercises the brain.Comment
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