I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome...

[Sava]

Re: I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome...

Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
I think I have carpal tunnel syndrome...

stop masturbating so much

[Zoid]

As a matter of fact I´m wearing that very T-shirt right now. The Poly version that is

[Sava]

[mrmitchell]

You got bit by the rare Swedish Pine Spider. At first, victims feel a little pain or numbness in their hands for a few weeks, then BAM!, they wake up and their whole arm's fallen off.

Just kidding. But go to a doctor.

[Zoid]

Well, I went to the doctor today. He said it wasn´t CTS, just a minor inflammation in the muscles in my lower arm, neck and shoulder. He prescribed some pills (that wreaks havoc with my stomach unfortunately ) And a kind of elastic sock that I wear on my arm to keep it warm and for support.

There´s no need for surgery or anything like that, which is a relief

[Japher]

you know, when it's numb, it feels like someone elses hand!

[Zoid]

Well, there is that

[Cyclotron]

Cool, Dr Z. Did he say that you should lay off the chainsaw, or get anti-vib gloves, or anything like that?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
Well, I went to the doctor today. He said it wasn´t CTS . . .

[Dis]

I think my tongue has carpal tunnel syndrome from eating too much *****

hmm, that would look better without the censorship. oh well.

[Cyclotron]

I think we all get the general idea.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Cyclotron
Cool, Dr Z. Did he say that you should lay off the chainsaw, or get anti-vib gloves, or anything like that?

No, just that I should think about not putting too much strain on the inflammated muscles. Thankfully I don´t have a production quota to fill. I can take a lot of pauses and work at a slower pace. He also told me to get a harder pillow for my bed so i don´t sleep on my arm.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Dis
I think my tongue has carpal tunnel syndrome from eating too much *****

hmm, that would look better without the censorship. oh well.

No, it wouldn´t...

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Zkribbler

Thanks, Zkribbler

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
Well, I went to the doctor today. He said it wasn´t CTS, just a minor inflammation in the muscles in my lower arm, neck and shoulder. He prescribed some pills (that wreaks havoc with my stomach unfortunately ) And a kind of elastic sock that I wear on my arm to keep it warm and for support.

There´s no need for surgery or anything like that, which is a relief

Thank God.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK