What should Imran say?

[Sava]

Originally posted by rah
I know as much about everything as I know about sports, which would be nothing. GO BEARS.......

THIS ONE GETS MY VOTE

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by rah
I know as much about everything as I know about sports, which would be nothing. GO BEARS.......

Yep

[Japher]

"I know as much about everything as I know about sports, which would be nothing. GO BEARS....... and Harry Potter is my love slave."

?

[Hot Mustard]

Mixing already good ideas/contributions...

"Everything I know about football I learned from Harry Potter. Go Griffindor!"

[JohnT]

"All I know about sports is that Harry Potter has a nice ass."

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

If mixing and matching is prefereable, I'm sure someone can come up with something about a bare arsed Harry Potter and leave it as something no one wants know anything about.

[korn469]

I know as much about everything as I know about sports, which would be nothing (except I do know know that Harry Potter has a nice arse)!

[JohnT]

Beat ya to it, Korn.

[korn469]

Damn you JohnT!!!

[Agathon]

Nah

He'll hate this one:

"I, Imran Siddiqui, admit without reservation that Lord of the Rings is the greatest novel ever written, and far outclasses Harry Potter, which is a childrens' book for illiterates."

[JohnT]

I prefer "pre-literates", but that will work too.

[Aabraxan]

How 'bout:

All I know is that Harry Potter has a truly magic wand.

[MOBIUS]

I noticed that Imran hasn't shown his face in this thread yet...

[Hot Mustard]

"LOTR kicks Harry Potter's arse, whilst I kiss it. Oh, and I know nothing about football." --Imran

[techumseh]

"All I know about politics is that Rush Limbaugh has a nice ass."