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  • #31
    Originally posted by DRoseDARs
    "Uncka Dick, Uncka Dick! Those mean ol' Chineses locked me in that room on purpose! Can we nuke them, pwease!"
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #32
      First his dad pukes on the Japanese Prime Minister and now this. *groan*
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #33
        He did the mash, He did the monster mash
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • #34
          Originally posted by MrFun
          it's not working and besides, at less than 10,000 bytes, the face expression is lost.
          The facial expression is really all you need.

          <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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          • #35
            I thought he was just making a funny face, but after watching the video, he looked frightened. He did a quick recovery though, I have to give it to him.

            The reporter was right though, his speaking seemed off, and his mind was preoccupied.
            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #36
              This stuff could happen to anyone. If I were president I probably already have gone through this a dozen times. The press wouldn't even bother to make a fuss about it anymore.
              DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Colon
                This stuff could happen to anyone. If I were president I probably already have gone through this a dozen times. The press wouldn't even bother to make a fuss about it anymore.
                You're Ford?
                Stop Quoting Ben

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                • #38
                  President Colon: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hoes to attend to --I MEAN-- business, yeah, dammit, business, that's what I meant."
                  We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                  • #39
                    This stuff could happen to anyone. If I were president I probably already have gone through this a dozen times. The press wouldn't even bother to make a fuss about it anymore.


                    You're completely right, actually. But the picture is really the bomb.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #40
                      Then balloons starts dropping, elephants march pass the press, show girls appear from both corners where the stand is, and the music starts...


                      "There's no business like hoe business like no business I know
                      Every slut is appealing, everything that my pimp allows
                      Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra hoeeee!"
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #41
                        the picture is the bomb? WHO SAID BOMB!, shouted the security person behind the curtain, BOMB BOMB, the press repeated it BOMB BOMB we have toooo Flleeeeeee!!!!

                        There's NO business like BOMB business like no business I knoooooow
                        Every explosive is appealing, everything my arms dealer traffics
                        Nowhere could you get that bang for your buck when you're stealing extra timers1!!!!"

                        Little mel brooks never hurt anyone. TOday, I'm making musicals out of every answers.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #42
                          DONT GET IT TWISTED
                          DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                          • #43
                            Getting it twisted, who are you! getting it twisted cows moo moo! Everybody gather around and listen to this song, about getting it twisted, yes you heard me and don't get it wrong!

                            *all the animals in the forest comes out of the bushes and under the rocks and behind the trees*

                            Getting it twisted is a job that sometimes must be done
                            Lallatilaa it's ok, There is an element of fun
                            You find the fun and snap!
                            The job's a game

                            *animals start dancing together*

                            Yoddliyoddliyuddliyuu, and all that sugar in the spoon.

                            (mary poppins to all you childless bastards)
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by loinburger

                              The facial expression is really all you need.

                              That's true -- even if some people might not easily recognize the context of this strange expression from my new avatar, it's still funny.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #45
                                what a national embarrassment.

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