new EVIL conspiracy discovery

[Sir Og]

Great read Pekka

[JohnT]

[Aabraxan]

Re: new EVIL conspiracy discovery

Originally posted by Pekka
Guys, all you need to do is connect the dots.. and you will discover one of the most well kept secrets in the world.

Let me lead you into it.. so you can get the 'aaah!' experience. One thing that combines us all in being a man? That's right, having a penis. Along with the package comes the never ending fascination of playing with it. I mean I consider pants to be just a nice material to give it a bit of difference. Every single innocent thing becomes a device to play with your willie with a man.

Any time a thread begins like this, you just KNOW it's going to be interesting . . . Frankly, I'm amazed that he could get the phrases "aaah! experience" and "play with your willie" into the same paragraph without it sounding much dirtier than it did. . .

[Pekka]

Footie Mad, nah it didn't happen really. I mean yeah well.. there's actually two cases my stash was found. Then again I'm still under 30 so I'm not the master at it yet, but DEFINITELY learning.

First I was like 16.. and I hadn't come home the whole night, I was hanging out with my buddies the whole night so she became worried because I had me cell phone turned off. So she felt 'necessary' to check out my room 'for clues'. So she found my stash. A nice collection of magazines and two films (vhs). One VHS was, I still remember, Baby Got Back #2. A really nice ebony film. MMmMm!

To see that on the dinner table, stacked like evidence about to be filmed for the news from drug bust... now the sexy of the film didn't feel so good after all. All my mom now knew that I was into black girls with big butts. It's like there's NO CHANCE for conversation at all about it. And the worst part was when she said 'I kind of guessed you'd have few magazines, but a collection like this?' and pointing out to the evidence on the table. DUde, I was 16, how the hell did she thinks it was COOL to do that. I guess at that poitn I was so screwed up anyway that I thought the best way to deal with this is not to care about it at all. Why feel ashamed? YEah I did it. Yeah that's mine, give'em back.

Then, later on, in fact to this year.. my dad was cleaning out my old room... and guess if I still had that OLD stash in there.. of course. I hadn't taken it with me, in fact it was just old stash. So could I tell my dad, 'hey man, I haven't even touched that stash for years?'. It was late, then again, he didn't care. It was kind of embarrasing but it was cool, he didn't make it a deal at all. Then again he threw away most of my stuff but kept the stash? wtf?!

Anyway.. in a way I have never been caught, but then again I have been caught, twice. I don't really care.. does that make me a perv?

[Footie Mad]

Originally posted by Pekka
Then again he threw away most of my stuff but kept the stash? wtf?!

Maybe he has a little different priorities, "ok I'll throw out all his valuable belongings but even I know not to take away someones porn...".

[Sirotnikov]

This is one of the greatest threads.

I love you Pekka.

You should run for president.

[Pekka]

I love you too Siro. I would make love to you if I had to.

[chequita guevara]

You hide your stash? I just leave it in a shoebox next to the bed, so that guests won't be embarressed finding it.

[self biased]

perahps pekka should find someplace to put his penis. i did, and now i scarcely come around here anymore.

[Theben]

In a shoebox maybe?

[Addled Platypus]

and you still have your dad's stash?

been there, done that

and i am not blind

[Pekka]

self biased, say you pay 10 euros to see a show, someone telling a joke. When that person is done, do you go up the stage with wise remarks like that? I mean sure you can, if you're an ******* and can't make a difference between things.