Travel to Lisbon...
So, I make my way to Lisbon, which in those days was one of the busiest and most interesting ports in all of Europe, to see King John, fresh from signing the Treaty of Tordesillas. On the way I meet Sir Knight TMV, who not only volunteers to assist us, but also adds an overarching purpose and meaning to our goal...
"What's up?"
" Nothing really. Whatcha up to?"
"Gonna reinstitutionalize slavery."
"No ****. Huh. Isn't that interesting?"
"How?"
"Well... I was thinking along the same line. And I think that the only way we can do it is if we plan, now, for a breakaway British colony, to become the greatest power of the Twentieth Century by virtue of the fact that it held slaves up until the middle half of the 19th century."
"Brilliant!"
"As the saying goes, you ain't heard nothing yet. What's really cool is that we can then argue that this breakaway British republic... wait... do the British even have a colony over there?"
"In 1494? Are you kidding? They're a good hundred-odd years away at best."
"Well, it won't matter. What we can do is, despite the fact that we'll have been importing slaves for a century prior to a British presence in the New World, for two and a half centuries before the colony rebels... what we can do is pin the blame for slavery on the new nation!"
"Brilliant!... but wait. Won't people notice that the timescale is all messed up and the argument makes no sense? I mean, how can you begin to convince people that a country is responsible for something started over two centuries prior to their founding?"
"Fah! You can argue away anything until you wear 'em down!"
"Brilliant!"
The long-term goal into shape, TMV and myself went to keep our appointment with King John.
So, I make my way to Lisbon, which in those days was one of the busiest and most interesting ports in all of Europe, to see King John, fresh from signing the Treaty of Tordesillas. On the way I meet Sir Knight TMV, who not only volunteers to assist us, but also adds an overarching purpose and meaning to our goal...
"What's up?"
" Nothing really. Whatcha up to?"
"Gonna reinstitutionalize slavery."
"No ****. Huh. Isn't that interesting?"
"How?"
"Well... I was thinking along the same line. And I think that the only way we can do it is if we plan, now, for a breakaway British colony, to become the greatest power of the Twentieth Century by virtue of the fact that it held slaves up until the middle half of the 19th century."
"Brilliant!"
"As the saying goes, you ain't heard nothing yet. What's really cool is that we can then argue that this breakaway British republic... wait... do the British even have a colony over there?"
"In 1494? Are you kidding? They're a good hundred-odd years away at best."
"Well, it won't matter. What we can do is, despite the fact that we'll have been importing slaves for a century prior to a British presence in the New World, for two and a half centuries before the colony rebels... what we can do is pin the blame for slavery on the new nation!"
"Brilliant!... but wait. Won't people notice that the timescale is all messed up and the argument makes no sense? I mean, how can you begin to convince people that a country is responsible for something started over two centuries prior to their founding?"
"Fah! You can argue away anything until you wear 'em down!"
"Brilliant!"
The long-term goal into shape, TMV and myself went to keep our appointment with King John.
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