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  • #16
    confucious say: it better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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    • #17
      "Man who walks sideways in a crowded airport is going to Bangkok"

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      • #18
        "Aren't you the old man from Scene 24?"

        Meaning: beware of the skeletons in your own cupboard.
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #19
          From work:

          "Sweet ain't sweet without the Bitter"
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #20
            "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."

            Meaning: if you ask me uncomfortable questions, I'll talk circles around you.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #21
              "Why cross a bridge when you can sail under it?"

              Meaning: Sit on the fence for as long as you can.
              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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              • #22
                "Facial massage does not make one smile."

                Meaning: smiling is in your soul, not in your lips.
                money sqrt evil;
                My literacy level are appalling.

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                • #23
                  Absence makes too many cooks spoil the bird in the hand.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #24
                    "If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it"
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Twice bitten it's a sign you're a lazy fat sh!t and couldn't be bothered to move off your spreading buttocks even when presented with the dangers of a rabid dog or a ravenously hungry taipan.
                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • #26
                        Fortuna non penis, in manus non recipi.
                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                        • #27
                          A stitch in time is a pain in the side of the era.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            "If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it"
                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                            • #29
                              Never cry "Movie!" in a crowded fire house.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                                "A large boulder is worth many small pebbles."

                                Meaning: when you attack a political opponent, do it swiftly and with overwhelming force.
                                Like when Chiang Kai Shek took the commies down in the 20s?
                                He's got the Midas touch.
                                But he touched it too much!
                                Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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