When I was a kid I had this farm set that had a little chicken that laid little chicken aids about the size of a tic tac. I shoved one of the eggs up my nose and it got stuck, and I had to go to the doctor to get it out... There oughts be warnings!!!

My mom loves that story, because she starts it "Jon once got an egg stuck up his nose."

My mom loves that story, because she starts it "Jon once got an egg stuck up his nose."
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