Well just shut my mouth and call me stupid!!

[child of Thor]

Originally posted by Flubber
OH and in your previous thread, I completely missed out on the fact that the receptionist job was through a temp agency. That just complicates things by adding an extra layer of communication which may have garbled the message you were getting

yep agencies are like vampires.

@Tiamat,
examine your agency contract and see if you can get off their books(or the terms in which you could) if the company were to offer you a full time position.

And i'll echo flubbers previous post, just keep doing the job well, and do the interviews etc - they know you so thats to your advantage

[pchang]

Originally posted by Tiamat
Dino you should know better, if you want to shut me up you have to Puff me!

It sounds kinky when you say it.

[Tiamat]

yes that did sound rather.......suggestive and lude.

Ahhhhhh who am I kidding! I haven't said or done anything to make myself blush in years. Ain't possible to embarass me.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by pchang


It sounds kinky when you say it.

Wait till she starts expounding on her love of salty sea men.

[Pekka]

where's my spank?

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Wait till she starts expounding on her love of salty sea men.

Ahhhhhh Dino you make my heart go pitty pat You remember how much I hate picking salty seamen out of my fangs

Ahhhhh with the whip or without it Pekka

[Japher]

He's a manly man, give him the paddle!

[RGBVideo]

Tia: About the other thread: I wasn't trying to show off my superiority or anything, I just pointed out the correct spelling because I wanted to help you. Now that you know how it's spelled, you don't write it incorrectly again, right?

[Japher]

I wasn't trying to show off my superiority or anything

the polite thing to do would be to drop it

[Pekka]

Belt. Buckle. Hard.

[RGBVideo]

the polite thing to do would be to drop it

I just want nobody to believe that I'd be boasting with my English skills -- I'm one of the worst writers of English in this whole forum, frequently getting my prepositions and time forms mixed. If I'd boast with my English, it would backfire pretty damn fast.

[Pekka]

how can you mix time and prepositions?

[Japher]

Very well.

Your response sounded rude, but I didn't know your English skillz were just as bad as the rest of us.

[Tiamat]

Oh are you kidding me!!!!! The freeking office manager of the temp agency came by basically to tell me to get my panties out of wad. He was so condecending, he talked to me like I was a three year old OMG!!! He better be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuc*ing glad that I was at the front desk in the lobby or else this red head would have given him a piece of my mind.

He told me that the information they gave me about this being a full time job was correct but that they had already begun the interview process before I got here. Well it would have been nice if you had informed me of that. But of course the Snydlee Whipliash wanna be claims ingnorance. Oh we weren't aware of that. Then he proceeds to tell me to chill out and try not to call the office so much about this, of course call if you really need something just not about this. Then this little snot nose freek of a boy proceeds to tell me that I don't need to make personal ie: call the office on the front desk phone. You insolent filthy little bore! I have been a receptionist for over ten years with some very high profile jobs. I even won the freeking customer satisfaction award which I might add was out of 50 nationwide offices and 3500 employees you dumb fuc* and you want to tell me about phone freeking eticate you piece of ****e!

I happen to have an outstanding resume..........see I have of course taken out all the job names and personal stuff but you get the idea.


OBJECTIVE A stable position that would make use of my excellent receptionist skills.

SUMMARY Highly motivated, creative and versatile receptionist with ten years of experience in a variety of settings. Especially skilled at building effective, productive working relationships with clients and staff. Excellent public relations with a strong emphasis on customer service.
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE


In this high profile position I was responsible for answering six incoming lines as well as greeting all guests. Reconciled daily tickets for staff as well as data entry for daily tickets. Worked with and met daily time critical deadlines.


As the award winning receptionist for this nationwide company I answered fifteen incoming lines taking approximately 1300 calls per day. Strong emphasis on customer relations. Responsible for keeping up with 125 employees daily. Ordering all office supplies for our office and satellite offices, mail distribution and faxing for the office as well as scheduling all conference rooms.


Temporary position as firms receptionist. Answered five incoming lines greeted guest. Assisted with legal dictation, briefs and motions. Scheduled conference rooms and mediations.

As the receptionist for the eight doctor orthopedic clinic I had the responsibility of answering ten incoming lines with 300-400 calls daily. Responsible for taking prescription request and refills, filing medical report and charts. Assisted with patient scheduling.


Receptionist for all 225 employees of the . Worked directly with the executive staff and press staff as well as coordinating meetings with the members of the Legislature and House. Assisted Human Resources with job postings, policies and procedures and screening process for job applicants.

Skills
Multi-line phone, Horizon, AT&T, Merlin, typing 75wpm, filing, faxing, mail distribution, data entry, all office equipment, extensive computer knowledge, photographic memory.

Education
Stephen F. Austin University
Tyler Junior College ~ Music Degree
Nurse Aide Training ~ Lic#

Awards
Customer Satisfaction Award ~ Kentdatacomm 2000

References upon request

I'm very good at what I do! You stupid as$

[Last Conformist]

You're a redhead and you wonder why they don't treat you with respect?