I was gonna dress up for halloween.
I was gonna put a knife in my back so that when I turned to get the candy all the kids would see it.
Or, I was gonna make it look like I farted so hard that it put holes in my arse and sheit was dripping down my leg.
Now, the neighborhood is having a block party and it will be a little too cold for that.
Any ideas of a good, yet easy costume would be great.
Also, we are giving out toothbrushes. Aren't I the *******
I was gonna put a knife in my back so that when I turned to get the candy all the kids would see it.
Or, I was gonna make it look like I farted so hard that it put holes in my arse and sheit was dripping down my leg.
Now, the neighborhood is having a block party and it will be a little too cold for that.
Any ideas of a good, yet easy costume would be great.
Also, we are giving out toothbrushes. Aren't I the *******
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