Halloween

[Japher]

I was gonna dress up for halloween.

I was gonna put a knife in my back so that when I turned to get the candy all the kids would see it.

Or, I was gonna make it look like I farted so hard that it put holes in my arse and sheit was dripping down my leg.

Now, the neighborhood is having a block party and it will be a little too cold for that.

Any ideas of a good, yet easy costume would be great.

Also, we are giving out toothbrushes. Aren't I the *******

[Seeker]

"toothbrushes"

I hope your house recieves the WORST egging in the neighbourhood.

Are you some kind of Communist?

[Japher]

my dad's a dentist

[Seeker]

A = A

[Japher]

true

I have bags to hand out. It has 3 "fun size" bars, a halloweenish toothbrush, and some toothpaste.

Fun size my arse

[ajbera]

For last year's party, I made an "I Love Jodie Foster" t-shirt, tucked a (fake) gun in my waistband and a copy of Catcher in the Rye in my shirt pocket, and went as John Hinckley Jr.

[Tiamat]

How about a jack in the box....although you may be opposed to wearing tights

For an adult you will need either a washing machine box or frige box. Cover with contact paper get a ball for your red nose and either get or make your hat a jesters hat would be good. Should be easy to make and not cost to much.

[Japher]

or even a jack out of a box

[Kontiki]

Or jack off in a box. That'll give the kids nightmares.

[Japher]