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Hold a baby that is yours, right after birth. 
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise. -
Have a black-out...Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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If you're a carnivore, hunt and kill the animal you intend to eat (or at least kill it yourself, if hunting is not possible.)
Plant a fruit/veggie garden, tend it, and eat the fruits of your labor.Comment
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Hold a baby that is not yours, right after birth. Then run away with it, screaming "It's mine! Possession is nine-tenths of the law!!"Originally posted by Mr. Harley
Hold a baby that is yours, right after birth.
j/kComment
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Rape a porcupine.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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