You know you are Croatian when...

[Sir Og]

A number of the things in the OP are true about Bulgaria too. But there is nothing strange about that.

[Seeker]

"Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough"

Croatia must be close to Italia.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by VetLegion

You are still very similar.

Right. Any you are just like the Swedes, only they are more macho and you are the famous girly men of the north. Common knowledge.

And if you ask someone "hey good man, where is Finland?", they point to their butt. Not my fault, but they do.

[Spiffor]

Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough

Definitely not only a Croatian trait

[Pekka]

Vet, your weak trolling attempt fails miserably. The minute you admit you have once met a russian person and they were at least human, this is where it all goes downhill for you.

[Harovan]

Even I understand that.

[Az]

When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pizdu materinu"

God bless all Slavic languages!

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Pekka

http://www.helsinginsanomat.fi/english/extras/toolong

That's "You Know You Have Been In Finland Too Long, When... ".. kind of what foreigners get to feel in here, and they're also true.

It seems to me I would fit in well in Finland. I'd probably be a little more talkative than the average, but that's good, girls like that. I am also pretty punctual. But I could NEVER bow down to the Russians and become Finlandized, it's just not my nature. So I guess it couldn't really work in the end

[C0ckney]

[VetLegion]

Macedonia

[Harovan]

By the way, who the heck cares about Croatia, Slovenia, Serbia, Greece and Turkey, when the only power, that really counts in that godforsaken region, is teh free and independent Republic of MACEDONIA.

[Pekka]

We have similarities to swedes but they aren't more macho and we aren't really macho either. Macho culture does not really exist in north that much. Certainly the gilrie man image goes to central Europe.

If you ask where's Croatia, no one even makes the effort to point their butt, they just don't register it at all, or the ones who wanted to know says, "they didn't tell me".

[VetLegion]

You are still very similar.

Right. Any you are just like the Swedes, only they are more macho and you are the famous girly men of the north. Common knowledge.

And if you ask someone "hey good man, where is Finland?", they point to their butt. Not my fault, but they do.

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Sir Ralph
Did you know, that Serb is Russian, while La Russo is Serbian? That's pretty confusing, no?

Yeah, I know that. And it is funny how it came out, since I think they don't know each other

Orthodox conspiracy

[Pekka]

http://www.helsinginsanomat.fi/english/extras/toolong

That's "You Know You Have Been In Finland Too Long, When... ".. kind of what foreigners get to feel in here, and they're also true.

Anyway, it's not your fault that everything is the fault of Serbs. Just like it's not the fault of Greeks you can trace everything back to Turks. You are still very similar.