You know you are Croatian when...

[VetLegion]

Oerdin, yeah, they're learning to live with it

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Bereta_Eder
even the fyromulans have the fyromulan language which is bulgar but not so much

Opps, I guess it isn't completely gone.

Still, it is a lot better now then it was.

[VetLegion]

You on the other hand had your independance from the Turks won by Albanian Suli. Need I say more?

[Dinner]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Macedonia

We've progressed greatly here at apolyton in recent years. It used to be that the mire mention of Macedonia would result in Greeks and Macedonians getting in to a "It's not Macedonian it is FOYROM", "NO, we are the only true Macedonia", ad nosium debate.

[Bereta_Eder]

you even speak the same language as the serbs.

even the fyromulans have the fyromulan language which is bulgar but not so much

[Atahualpa]

Originally posted by VetLegion
What, your parents gave you the Birds and Bees speach? I thought that was not common at all. Takes fun out of experimenting, don't you think?

Nah, it was serious talking

[VetLegion]

Rakija is a spirit and the name of it is of Turkish origin I think. 25-40% Alcohol.

[Bereta_Eder]

BTW Rakjia must be Raki

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Bereta_Eder


"Developing economy" is more accurate a nice way to say underdeveloped

Riiiiight, at least we don't live on EU handouts like Greece does. Not that we wouldn't, but the bastards don't give us any

And you're simply Yugoslavians

And you're barbarian turko-slavish mongrels who have nothing in common with the ancient Greeks

[VetLegion]

That's why I think an immigrant in Australia or US wrote it. They have "Croatian chools" there where they go on Saturdays or Sundays to learn Croatian language and stuff.

Not even a single point I could agree to

What, your parents gave you the Birds and Bees speach? I thought that was not common at all. Takes fun out of experimenting, don't you think?

[Atahualpa]

Funny, I've got absolutely nothing in common with Croatians. Not even a single point I could agree to. Besides, there seem to be very few croatians in croatia even if this point is to be true:

You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Skola"

The other kids?

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Pekka
If you ask where's Croatia, no one even makes the effort to point their butt, they just don't register it at all, or the ones who wanted to know says, "they didn't tell me".

so true

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by VetLegion


I do however with disgust repulse any comparisons with the Greeks . We're far more civilized and advanced than them

"Developing economy" is more accurate a nice way to say underdeveloped

And you're simply Yugoslavians farting 5 degrees to the east doesnt qualify you as a separate spicies

some funny things on the list btw

[Gangerolf]

Cevapcici (sp?)

[VetLegion]

Italia is close to Croatia.