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  • #31
    What a boring threadjack
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    • #32
      I think the question is would the fish start to dissolve before or after it suffocated
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Spiffor
        What a boring threadjack
        OK, I'll give $250 to anyone who can prove that their digestive acids can dissolve a goldfish before it suffocates (under normal conditions).
        That, and they get to go to heaven!

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        • #34
          When was the last time that swallowing goldfish was a part of the fraternity scene? 1938? 1954? Shouildn't they be preparing the kids to survive toxic quantities of alcohol by progressively inducing their hepatic enzyme systems, i.e., give them increasing doses of booze on a daily basis over a period of months? ?
          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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          • #35
            Re: Re: Alabama Church prepares youth for frat parties.

            Originally posted by aneeshm


            Have you forgotten the episode of the Loaves and the Fishes ?

            Was that Seinfeld or Fawlty Towers ?
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            • #36
              I think the acid would probably destroy the gills first, thus suffocating the goldfish. Most people swallow large quantities of air, and the otherwise moist environment would keep the gills lubricated and able to exchange gases, except for that whole being disolved thing.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Az

                I doubt it. It takes a while for full digestion to kick in, and it would probably suffocate long before that. Not that it makes for a much pleasanter demise.


                I am pretty sure there is enough acid to dissolve a little goldfish in the stomach at all times.
                Stomach acid isn't the concentrated HCl in chem labs, if it was, vomiting would be lethal. The acid is there mostly because the digestive enzymes need a low pH to work best.

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                • #38
                  Stomach acid has a pH of about 2 in the absense of food or water.
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                  • #39

                    Stomach acid isn't the concentrated HCl in chem labs, if it was, vomiting would be lethal. The acid is there mostly because the digestive enzymes need a low pH to work best.


                    No DUH. The question was will it kill it. The answer is - YES, definetly. in less time that it would take to suffocate it. Try to pour some "diluted" HCl in your eye for maximum effect.
                    urgh.NSFW

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