Alabama Church prepares youth for frat parties.

[Spiffor]

[Zero]

at least pledgees dont get paid and get treated like ****.

Christianity? the best fraternity eVeR??///???

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Flip McWho
Crazy.


Wouldn't it be awesome if a reality tv show series came out and the winner got to be pope.

They had a great serial on t.v. here in the 60s and 70s about Jesus's attempts to run a motel in the West Midlands.

It was called 'Crossroads'.

The second to last supper:

[Provost Harrison]

I vaguely remember that program from my childhood. Didn't they try and restart it recently?

[alva]

Would that be Michael Palin?

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
All I want to know is, do you think we can get them to wear "I'm on my knees before the Lord -- and I swallow!" t-shirts?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by alva
Would that be Michael Palin?

If only. The programme was cheaply made, badly acted and often unintentionally funny.

[Provost Harrison]

It did look hilarious from what I remember and clips of it. Especially when people walked along and the whole set shook

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Snotty
I wonder what happens to a live goldfish when you swallow it

Well, unless you swallow it with a bunch of water, I imagine it would suffocate in your stomach due to a lack of oxygen.

Hey, maybe the next challenge the church could have would be to make their youth strangle a cat. Wouldn't that teach them some sort of lesson, too?

[duke o' york]

I'd prefer to see them bear-baiting unarmed.

[Az]

Well, unless you swallow it with a bunch of water, I imagine it would suffocate in your stomach due to a lack of oxygen.

nah, I think it would be dissolved in acid.

[Flip McWho]

Aye, it'll probably burn horribly to death in your stomach acid as it suffocates slowly from having no water.

And that program has massive comedy potential.

[Az]

oh, and silly music joke:


Fear Factory

Ministry

[aneeshm]

Re: Alabama Church prepares youth for frat parties.

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Encouraging kids to swallow living animals to win $250 in prize money. Sure, I bet that's what Jesus would do.

Have you forgotten the episode of the Loaves and the Fishes ?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Az

Well, unless you swallow it with a bunch of water, I imagine it would suffocate in your stomach due to a lack of oxygen.

nah, I think it would be dissolved in acid.

I doubt it. It takes a while for full digestion to kick in, and it would probably suffocate long before that. Not that it makes for a much pleasanter demise.

[Az]

I doubt it. It takes a while for full digestion to kick in, and it would probably suffocate long before that. Not that it makes for a much pleasanter demise.

I am pretty sure there is enough acid to dissolve a little goldfish in the stomach at all times.