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  • #61
    Originally posted by snoopy369


    The link you posted before was a Google Answer, which is about as reliable as asking Michael Moore if Tom DeLay is guilty ...


    they referenced their information from credible medical reports and mainstream media news sources...
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #62
      Re: Is there a Republican conspiracy connected with diet soda?

      Originally posted by MrFun
      First, awhile ago, someone claimed that drinking too much diet soda can cause cancer if it has the wrong type of artificial sweetner.

      Now recently, I have heard from someone else, that drinking diet soda will STILL result in future weight gain. This was after I told the guy that I drink diet soda about once a day to minimize future weight gain.

      I'm going to blame Bush for any problems I get from drinking diet soda.

      There's a Republican conspiracy behind this, I swear -- they got FBI statistics that show that more liberals than conservatives drink diet soda, so they mastermind a scheme where liberals will get cancer and become overweight from drinking the stuff.
      Clearly the evil plan is back firing then.

      The evil plan did work getting the liberals fat, but that just made them mad, and with the associated lack of interest in athletics (from being fat) they spend their time fiddling around with cameras making documentaries attacking the Dear Leader.

      The rest of them use their lardness as an excuse to call for more government intervention in people's personal lives and regulation on snack foods, and lawsuits against fast food joints, and fat taxes, etc..
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      • #63
        I greatly enjoy the taste of caffiene free, diet coke.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Sava


          they referenced their information from credible medical reports and mainstream media news sources...
          /me directs Sava to a book ...

          How to Lie with Statistics
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          • #65
            This fact has caused some people to go crazy with paranoia



            STFU!
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #66
              Re: Re: Is there a Republican conspiracy connected with diet soda?

              Originally posted by OzzyKP


              Clearly the evil plan is back firing then.

              The evil plan did work getting the liberals fat, but that just made them mad, and with the associated lack of interest in athletics (from being fat) they spend their time fiddling around with cameras making documentaries attacking the Dear Leader.

              The rest of them use their lardness as an excuse to call for more government intervention in people's personal lives and regulation on snack foods, and lawsuits against fast food joints, and fat taxes, etc..
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Vesayen
                I greatly enjoy the taste of caffiene free, diet coke.
                It's even better when mixed with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Footie Mad
                  Because regular soda is jammed full of sugar
                  Not just sugar, but in the USA usually "Invert corn syrup" corn syrup that has been chimcally altered to make it sweeter and more soluable. Nasty stuff.
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                    Not just sugar, but in the USA usually "Invert corn syrup" corn syrup that has been chimcally altered to make it sweeter.
                    AWESOME!!!



                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Barinthus
                      More like two liters of water I believe...
                      Over here, we are recommanded to drink 1.5 litres a day. Bottles fit this exact portion.
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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by MrFun
                        But when I'm in the mood for caffeine without the sugar, I want a Diet Mountain Dew, Diet Vanilla Pepsi, or the newer version of Pepsi One -- where I can actually find it.
                        Why not coffee?
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                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Spiffor

                          Why not coffee?

                          Because coffee is disgusting.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #73
                            I remember a few years back a news article claiming that fizzy drinks were bad for the bones, especially young children and adolescents. There were a few nutjobs claiming that the carbon dioxide in the drinks were decalcifying the bones.

                            It turned out that it was partially because young people were drinking more soda they were drinking less milk. Hence the increased instances of bone problems.

                            There may be an association to these things, but as Snoopy says, cause and effect are not as simple as measuring A and B.
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by MrFun
                              Because coffee is disgusting.
                              Correction: American coffee is disgusting. Ask the Italians for the real thing (the French can teach one thing or two, but we are but shadows of the Italian greatness ).
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Spiffor

                                Correction: American coffee is disgusting. Ask the Italians for the real thing (the French can teach one thing or two, but we are but shadows of the Italian greatness ).
                                That's alright -- I think I will try drinking piss before I drink any kind of coffee from anywhere in the world.
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