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Since we only have bad parties, why don't we set up a new choice for Americans?
Ok here's the new one. You can join it no matter who you are, except that you have to agree with most of the things the party promotes.
What we do:
- Legalize weed NOW. Tax it, but not too expensive, good quality, and there we go.
- No more breaks for businesses to get free money from the state .. that is, the tax payers.
- No Bipolarized action. THis means, if our opponents do something, we don't do the opposite because 'they are wrong'. We do what we think is right, and if our opponents agree, that's great.
- Stop the war on porn. Common sense.
- Away from Saudi Arabia's grab. Now.
- Raise the minimum wage.
- Abolish the PATRIOT ACT now and make another one instead that faces the issues of terrorism and threats more efficiently, yet respecting the constitution and common sense.
- Promote the constitution at all times.
- ANy prisoner in death row or with long sentences can have free DNA test if it shows them not guilty, and give money like reparations to them for the time they spent in there. NOW.
- Spend more money to basic education. New goal, 95% can read and write at least understandably. Education breeds more success and better living conditions, reducing crime and bad decisions, and further helps democracy and freedom.
- Better relations with Europeans and the rest of the world. Start with listening, reasoning, but not taking it up the butt.
- New rule. Presidential candidates must do a talent/skill show .. added to the debates. Dancing, singing, magic show or stand up comedy, what ever, but it must be done. If candidate refuses, then they don't have any talents/skills or are too stuck up to be the president.
- An exam for candidates. If you can't pass the exam, you can't be a candidate. But only simple questions and you can study for it. Questions such as geography (point where country x is located), modern history (who was the previous PM of England, multiple choice question) and an essay part of 'my view of the world' and 'Economy of Asia' and 'the future solutions to the problems in Africa'.
Your opinions don't matter so much, if you can produce text that we can understand and it makes some sort of sense.
- Tax break on healthy food products.
- Responsibility for think tanks. If your job is to pursue certain agendas, you are directly responsible in the situation it actually is taken seriously and something goes wrong. Monitoring think tanks as we do have SELECTED reps already. Monitor possible lobbying between these groups.
- Restrictions in lobbying. Everyones vote and opinion is equally important. Majority rules.
- Tougher sentences to business crimes. Softer sentences in victimless crimes.
- If you get sick, you get a free ice cream of your choice every day, if you want to, and you're under 21.
- Tax break on condoms.
- Every state must have a free concert for everyone in the summer, and can apply for money in advance. Festival of some sort. Breaking the law in festival day carries double penalties and public humiliation. The best costume wins free ice cream/beer for a year.
- Fox News must remove their text fair and balanced NOW. And so should any other news station, if they have similar. Instead they must put 'NEWS ENTERTAINMENT' to replace it, or some other way indicate it.
Ok here's the new one. You can join it no matter who you are, except that you have to agree with most of the things the party promotes.
What we do:
- Legalize weed NOW. Tax it, but not too expensive, good quality, and there we go.
- No more breaks for businesses to get free money from the state .. that is, the tax payers.
- No Bipolarized action. THis means, if our opponents do something, we don't do the opposite because 'they are wrong'. We do what we think is right, and if our opponents agree, that's great.
- Stop the war on porn. Common sense.
- Away from Saudi Arabia's grab. Now.
- Raise the minimum wage.
- Abolish the PATRIOT ACT now and make another one instead that faces the issues of terrorism and threats more efficiently, yet respecting the constitution and common sense.
- Promote the constitution at all times.
- ANy prisoner in death row or with long sentences can have free DNA test if it shows them not guilty, and give money like reparations to them for the time they spent in there. NOW.
- Spend more money to basic education. New goal, 95% can read and write at least understandably. Education breeds more success and better living conditions, reducing crime and bad decisions, and further helps democracy and freedom.
- Better relations with Europeans and the rest of the world. Start with listening, reasoning, but not taking it up the butt.
- New rule. Presidential candidates must do a talent/skill show .. added to the debates. Dancing, singing, magic show or stand up comedy, what ever, but it must be done. If candidate refuses, then they don't have any talents/skills or are too stuck up to be the president.
- An exam for candidates. If you can't pass the exam, you can't be a candidate. But only simple questions and you can study for it. Questions such as geography (point where country x is located), modern history (who was the previous PM of England, multiple choice question) and an essay part of 'my view of the world' and 'Economy of Asia' and 'the future solutions to the problems in Africa'.
Your opinions don't matter so much, if you can produce text that we can understand and it makes some sort of sense.
- Tax break on healthy food products.
- Responsibility for think tanks. If your job is to pursue certain agendas, you are directly responsible in the situation it actually is taken seriously and something goes wrong. Monitoring think tanks as we do have SELECTED reps already. Monitor possible lobbying between these groups.
- Restrictions in lobbying. Everyones vote and opinion is equally important. Majority rules.
- Tougher sentences to business crimes. Softer sentences in victimless crimes.
- If you get sick, you get a free ice cream of your choice every day, if you want to, and you're under 21.
- Tax break on condoms.
- Every state must have a free concert for everyone in the summer, and can apply for money in advance. Festival of some sort. Breaking the law in festival day carries double penalties and public humiliation. The best costume wins free ice cream/beer for a year.
- Fox News must remove their text fair and balanced NOW. And so should any other news station, if they have similar. Instead they must put 'NEWS ENTERTAINMENT' to replace it, or some other way indicate it.
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