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  • #16
    Mugabe should have the economics prize, for his unrelenting quest to emperically ascertain the consequences of boneheaded economic policy.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Q Cubed
      Can't award Nobels posthumously, I thought.
      Give it to zombie Arafat.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Interesting how much time lapses between discoveries and awards. I had an h. pylori infection in the 90s.

        Yes, but there was big money in the sale of antacids to combat 'stress related' ulcers.


        Because everyone 'knew' that they weren't caused by germs...
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #19
          Since Arafat and Henry Kissinger have both received the Nobel peace prize, that prize is worth less than nothing. Giving it to them is like wiping your ass with it.

          A comprehensive list of Nobel Peace Prize Laureates, at the Nobel Prize Internet Archive.
          I no longer use this account.

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          • #20
            Physics:

            Roy J. Glauber "for his contribution to the quantum theory of optical coherence"

            John L. Hall and Theodor W. Hänsch "for their contributions to the development of laser-based precision spectroscopy, including the optical frequency comb technique"

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            • #21
              Kontiki: "for the world-class a**-kicking he's about to deal out in the hockey pool"
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              • #22
                The prize for medicine was awarded today to two Australians for their discovery of the role of bacteria in stomach ulcers.
                I read an article that the two of them go to a bar every year during the Nobel prizes as a "tradition". This year they actually won, and found out while at the bar.
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                • #23
                  Peace Prize goes jointly to IAEA and its director, Mohamed El Baradei.
                  BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


                  Can anybody explain in laymen's terms the importance of the work that won the Chemistry and Physics prizes?
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                  • #24
                    I have heard that there is an amazing party that goes on all this week in Stockholm

                    JM
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                    • #25
                      El Baradei? Meh...
                      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        Interesting how much time lapses between discoveries and awards. I had an h. pylori infection in the 90s.
                        And you were expecting an award for it?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Adam Smith
                          Peace Prize goes jointly to IAEA and its director, Mohamed El Baradei.
                          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4318388.stm
                          Good choice
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                          • #28
                            @red

                            brutal

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                            • #29
                              Adam Smith:

                              For chemistry,
                              Here's metathesis:



                              The process and the catalysts have a variety of industrial applications, though I must admit that I never performed them.

                              As to physics, I dunno.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                they are all AMOI people

                                apparently it is experimental procedures that allow orders of magnitude better experiments to be done

                                JM
                                Jon Miller-
                                I AM.CANADIAN
                                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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