Fluff thread - Your opinion on Salad.

[Provost Harrison]

Oooh, I bet you're going to set your boyfriend on me now

[Boris Godunov]

You know, considering molly bloom has experience as a boxer, I'm going to have to give him the advantage in a physical confrontation.

But it will be amusing watching you two midgets duke it out.

[Az]

But it will be amusing watching you two midgets duke it out.

opcorn:

You guys


Btw, Salad rules. I like it because it's both tasty as dressing, and good for you, with vitamins and stuff.

[GePap]

I like most types of salds, whether they include greens or not, thought I am not a huge fan of the more bitter greens out there.

[Spiffor]

Salad

[Harovan]

Love PH's new avatar. It's looking so... ostdeutsch!

[Provost Harrison]

Thankyou

[Spiffor]

Speaking of which, Sir Ralph, how can you tolerate it in Franken? These past two weeks, I had to serve many customers on the phone from the whole of Germany, and the absolute worst were the Franken. Even the genuine Bavarians were better than Franken scum. How did you survive in such a terrible environment?

[Harovan]

Saupreiß, französischer!

I didn't know, that my new countrymates are so into phone sex with French twinks. Or what did you mean by customers on the phone?

But seriously, rural Frankonians (among which I am living) are a nice bunch and you can get along with them amazingly well, as long as you (meaning: me) don't out yourself as communist bastard or even worse, Pils-drinker. Beer-wise I halfway adapted, but I am sure, that I would get expelled, if they would know, that I am the one, who voted Linkspartei in the last election.

[Provost Harrison]

Die Linke?

[Spiffor]

Actually, I was more thinking dialekt-wise. I haf to sell employee shares to the workers of Deutsche Telekom for the past two weeks, on the phone. Despite the fact that all Deutsche Telekom employees are the envoys of the DEVIL (what with their company being the worst in the worlld's recorded history and so on ), they were a fairly understandable bunch on the phone.

Not the Franken.

Heck, I could even better understand the Swiss than the Franken. Even the austrians, of all things, were better. Every time I had a Franken on the phone, his dialekt was so horrible I wanted to kill him


(I should really have recorded these people's adresses, for great justice )

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Die Linke?

[Barinthus]

I salads.

You want heart attack salad - go get some cobb's

[Solly]

Originally posted by VJ
PA, ehh... have you ever heard of these things called "vitamins"?

I eat proper veg like broccoli, carrots, corn, plus a protein&fruit smoothie every morning (banana, grapes, apples, mango, pommegranite..)

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oooh, I bet you're going to set your boyfriend on me now

No, neither he nor I do charity f..ks, and you're obviously desperately in need of one. Still, he'd have to come from Australia, so there's a remote chance you might have lost some weight by then. Perhaps from an eyelid, or little toe.

By the way, if the notion of p.m.ing your address to me was your idea of seduction, I'm not a chubby chaser either, so you're all out of luck.

Try someone nearer your own size- a blue whale or bull elephant, perhaps.

Or is the idea that I turn up at your place and you answer the door naked and induce asphyxiation by vomiting ?

Sorry, I forgot about your mother. Does she wear a strap-on and give you one too?

I suppose thinking up remarks like that is the closest you get to a sexual experience isn't it ? That, or eating a pound of lard.


Now since you seem to be sensitive about your weight, why not try to tear your attention away from what you mistakenly believe to be a road map of Canada (it's your thigh, silly) and do some exercise ?

Because judging from the low quality of your insults, you have serious arteriosclerosis of the imagination.