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    Leaders Want U.N. to Play a Bigger Role
    By NICK WADHAMS, Associated Press Writer
    1 hour, 24 minutes ago

    World leaders nearing the end of a three-day summit urged the United Nations to play a bigger role on the world stage — in everything from the fight against terrorism to protecting immigrant rights to easing the crunch caused by high oil prices.

    After the last speeches on Friday, the 191 U.N. member states will adopt a document that takes a step toward revamping the United Nations to meet the challenges of the 21st century and adds new impetus to the fight against poverty. But bitter disagreements meant most substantive measures had to be left out.

    While those disagreements were playing out in the General Assembly chamber, attention was largely focused elsewhere: Iran's president said his country was willing to provide nuclear technology to other Muslim states. Arab-Israeli relations took another positive step. And a U.N. treaty to fight global corruption got its 30th ratification, triggering its entry into force in 90 days.

    "This dream has become a reality," said Antonio Maria Costa, executive director of the U.N. Office of Drugs and Crime.

    Between news conferences by Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin and various nongovernmental organizations, Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez scolded evangelist Pat Robertson for calling for his assassination and criticized the U.S. government for the Iraq war, which he called illegal.

    Chavez suggested moving the United Nations headquarters to Jerusalem because President Bush attacked Saddam Hussein's government without U.N. authorization.

    "The proposal has the merit of providing a response to the conflict experienced by Palestine, but it may be difficult to bring about," Chavez said in a speech that earned him the heartiest applause of the 80 leaders to speak so far.


    If Chavez' fiery speech showed a disdain for the United States, it also showed his fondness for the United Nations, something many other leaders readily shared.

    The president of the Philippines, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, went further than most when she suggested the United Nations take the lead in easing the effects of high oil prices. She said it should study oil rationing and conservation, as well as consider initiatives to fuel engines with coconut oil and convert cane sugar to ethanol.

    China's President Hu Jintao and Russia's President Vladimir Putin made clear they want the United Nations to help coordinate the fight against terrorism.

    "The United Nations, as the core of the collective security mechanism, plays an irreplaceable role in international cooperation to ensure global security," Hu said. "Such a role can only be strengthened and must not in any way be weakened."

    Those demands highlighted that, while Washington and others want serious reform before the U.N. tackles new challenges, the United Nations' image is still strong in much of the world.

    Yet while many leaders extolled the world body, they also dwelt on their diplomats' failure to achieve eight goals to alleviate poverty and illness worldwide.

    Leaders stressed repeatedly that more needs to be done toward progress on the Millennium Development Goals, though major differences remained on what to do, and who should pay.

    Calls for U.N. Security Council reform also were a constant refrain. The demands came from both counties that want permanent seats on the council — including Brazil and Japan — as well as those that have no aspirations for full-time representation.

    "The Islamic Republic of Afghanistan would like to emphasize the long-due needed reform of the Council, both in terms of its composition and working methods," Afghan Vice President Ahmad-Zia Massoud said.

    And while several leaders made oblique references to the United States by saying no nation should act alone and outside the United Nations, the tone was far more sympathetic than after the Iraq war.

    Speaker after speaker in the General Assembly expressed sympathy for the victims of Hurricane Katrina and offered the United States help recovering from the disaster.
    ...and after Arroyo and Chavez, Bippo the Clown spoke about how the UN needs to support endangered wiener dogs and slapstick comedy, before the cultural phenomenon is wiped off the face of the Earth.

    What a joke. Bureaucracy at its greatest.

  • #2
    Don't you hate it when small nations and their leaders, different people have a say and everyone listens? I hate it too. I'd rather listen Dubya 24/7 and about his bathroom breaks. You're right.

    In da butt.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pekka
      Don't you hate it when small nations and their leaders, different people have a say and everyone listens? ...
      If the UN had standards for admission I might actually give a damn what these people say. As long as any tin pot dictator or human rights abuser can take control of a country and be a full fledged UN member I give them the attention they deserve.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        ugh, weasel I though you were not this easy?

        Sure it's ineffective and doens't work.

        edit:OH! I've BEEN BAMBOOZELD! It is YOU who is being difficult I was only joking.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          I'm sorry, but I don't care about what two of the most corrupt leaders have to say about anything. Coconut Oil? Moving the UN to Jerusalem? Does this make any sense?

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          • #6
            It doesn't make sense. Lots of things don't make sense. UN as an idea makes sense. But sure it's not functioning.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
              I'm sorry, but I don't care about what two of the most corrupt leaders have to say about anything. Coconut Oil? Moving the UN to Jerusalem? Does this make any sense?

              Why not, Ive heard of plenty of people who've moved from New York to Jerusalem

              Maybe Hugo wants to eat here

              http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguid...ction=describe

              Its kosher, and that may be important to him


              Or perhaps there was some confusion and Chavez just wanted the leaders to join him for lunch at one of these fine establishments, a short subway ride away.

              Jerusalem II Pizza
              1424 Avenue M
              New York , NY
              Phone: (718) 645-4753
              Cuisine: Pizza
              Supervision: ARK


              Jerusalem II Pizza
              1312 Avenue J
              Brooklyn , NY , 11230-3606
              Phone: 718-338-8156
              Cuisine: Pizza and Italian
              Supervision: Vaad HaKashrus of Midwood


              Jerusalem Pita
              212 E. 45th Street
              New York , NY , 10017-3311
              Phone: (212) 922-0009
              Supervision: Rabbi Avroam Fishelis
              Updated: 12/10/00


              Jerusalem Steak House - Brooklyn
              533 Kings Highway
              New York , NY
              Phone: (718) 336-5115
              Cuisine: Steak House
              Supervision: Kehilah Kashruth, Glatt Kosher
              Updated: 12/10/00

              Jerusalem Steak House II
              1319 Avenue J
              New York , NY
              Phone: (718) 258-8899
              Supervision: Kehilas of Kashrus and Vaad Haraboim of Flatbush
              Last edited by lord of the mark; September 16, 2005, 15:04.
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              • #8
                Our CIA puppet Chavez at it again

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
                  I'm sorry, but I don't care about what two of the most corrupt leaders have to say about anything.
                  Sorry, what did George W. say?
                  Golfing since 67

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tingkai


                    Sorry, what did George W. say?
                    Oh like I didn't see that one.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      It doesn't make sense. Lots of things don't make sense. UN as an idea makes sense. But sure it's not functioning.
                      Lots of things don't make sense, like take Chewbacca for example...
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                      • #12
                        Hey, it makes sense if Chewbacca is a Pedo.
                        -Darkstar
                        (Knight Errant Of Spam)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by OzzyKP


                          Lots of things don't make sense, like take Chewbacca for example...
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                          • #14
                            I don't understand your beef, Harry. Basically, there are two leaders who spoke to say something useless (and actually, Arroyo's speech wouldn't have been absurd if she had talked about biofuels in general, rather than coconut oil).

                            So, in short, on nearly 200 speakers, two have said something stupid. Does it make the UN as a whole a joke? Do you consider national Parliaments as whole jokes when some MP speaks two minutes for saying something completely absurd?
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #15
                              Spiff is sooo boring when he's right.
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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