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  • #16
    Too hairy.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #17
      You have not seen hairy if that is too hairy.
      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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      • #18
        Similarly hairy to me...
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          I like the fact that Ballmer's cussing up a storm and Google is getting his competitive juices flowing. All good.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #20
            Originally posted by aneeshm
            Google :
            The good stuff MS has done :
            Hot turkish chicks :
            Competition :
            duh
            What point is that?

            The allied forces during WW2
            The good stuff Germany has done
            Hot martian chicks
            Competition

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            • #21
              Who are you to be questioning the point of posts when you made this thread?
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                Originally posted by bipolarbear
                You have not seen hairy if that is too hairy.
                Too hairy is a subjective judgement, not a objective fact. There are some people who like bears who might find this guy not hairy enough.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
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                  Last edited by Ted Striker; August 3, 2020, 22:38.
                  We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                  • #24
                    Internet 2? This time it's personal?
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #25
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
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                        Last edited by Ted Striker; August 3, 2020, 22:39.
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #27
                          honestly, my eyes glazed over all parts of this thread with the exception of hot turkish chicks...
                          "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                          Drake Tungsten
                          "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                          Albert Speer

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by aneeshm
                            Competition :
                            That's not exactly what Bill and his merry men said about Netscape. Rather, it was more along the lines of "cutting off its oxygen supply."
                            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                              That's not exactly what Bill and his merry men said about Netscape. Rather, it was more along the lines of "cutting off its oxygen supply."
                              That sounds pretty competitive to me.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Microsoft
                                Google
                                Hot austrian men

                                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                                Asher on molly bloom

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