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  • #16
    This thread is in very poor taste, but I admit that I have thought about a new "Escape from New Orleans" movie more than once in the last week.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #17
      Very poor taste
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        I demand this thread be closed! (In an effort to keep it open through psy warfare)
        Long time member @ Apolyton
        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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        • #19
          The ruins of New Orleans would make a kickass Paintball/Airsoft arena . In fact , it can be subdivided into smaller maps - the city is just too big for one game .

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          • #20
            Re: GhengisFarb's Top 5 Things to Do with New Orleans

            Originally posted by GhengisFarb
            1) Give it back to France and demand a refund.
            You mean, we get back the harbour at the end of the Missipi river, with an essential strategic oil infrastructure, for a mere 12 million €?
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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              • #22
                Refund with interest! With interest!

                And how about some punitive damages?
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DanS
                  Refund with interest! With interest!
                  30 billion euros?
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #24
                    115,363,051€, inflation adjusted. I agree, there should be a bit of interest involved, though. And you should also tack on a payment to the native tribes it was taken from in the first place, which for purposes of efficiency you can just make out directly to the US as well.
                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • #25
                      The ruins of New Orleans would make a kickass Paintball/Airsoft arena .


                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Az
                        The ruins of New Orleans would make a kickass Paintball/Airsoft arena .


                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • #27
                          Yea, you vs. a gang of pissed off locals with sawed off shotguns....

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                          • #28
                            Rename it Orange County, or Kennebunkport.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #29
                              Yea, you vs. a gang of pissed off locals with sawed off shotguns....


                              Bring it the **** on, but I get the assault rifle.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                UPDATE:

                                Hiya, on a quick pass so don't know what you guys have heard but here's an update on my info:

                                I MAY be going home around Sept 30. No definite info though.

                                My unit's been busting in doors, killing gangbangers, gathering dead bodies, manning checkpoints, and lots of other stuff. Huge battle between all the forces on our side and the gangbangers last week. Our group supposedly killed about 40+ of the gang members, but I didn't get any official number.

                                New Orleans is almost completely dry now. The pumps worked incredibly well. I talked an 85 year woman out of her house to be evacuated, some guy from the Wall Street Journal watched, got my name and said he was going to submit an article about it.

                                Got pictures and stuff I will try to post later when I get home.

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