GhengisFarb's Top 5 Things to Do with New Orleans

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Top Five Things the US can do with New Orleans:
(Once the city has been evacuated and the refugees are being properly taken care of in a loving and caring way.)

5) Call Kurt Russel and begin filming "Escape from New Orleans."

4) Contact Busch Gardens and get a bid to convert the city into the world's largest Seaworld.

3) Just rename the city Atlantis and call it a day.

2) Gather up all the left over toys from the Sponge Bob movie and see if they'll soak up all the water.


And the top thing the US can do with New Orleans.....


1) Give it back to France and demand a refund.


(I know its a horrible troll and I apologize. This is simply humor in extreme bad taste and in no way to be taken as serious suggestions of what we would wish to do with New Orleans.)

I have been really suprised at how much French speaking people were offended by the number 1 option. Its not supposed to be a horrible slam on France, people.

[chequita guevara]

You are a very bad person.

[BlackCat]

You have been eating hamburgers again despite you know what they are doing to you ?

[Dauphin]

Don't worry about offending people from New Orleans. I doubt they have internet access at the moment.

[Chemical Ollie]

I just love the smell of toasted threads in the morning. Now I'm off to get some booze. See'ya!

[Theben]

Originally posted by Dauphin
Don't worry about offending people from New Orleans. I doubt they have internet access at the moment.

Yeah, I love CNN's forward thinking. "Are you a survivor of NO and want to let your loved ones know you're okay? Go to CNN.com and let them know!"

[Q Classic]

New Orleans? Where's that?


...oh, you mean New Venice?

[Theben]

Man, are you ever gonna update that avatar?

[Q Classic]

me? why should i?

[chequita guevara]

It's boring.

[Q Classic]

Wow. Burn.

I... I just don't know what to say to that, other than...

Maybe I'll take suggestions for a new avatar?

[Provost Harrison]

Well you know how Hollywood likes to do remakes? How about a remake of Waterworld?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
me? why should i?

What is it? It looks like the structure of the bones in the inner ear or something

[Q Classic]

The original was a Hubble image of the Sombrero Galaxy, rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise; two and half years ago, for X-mas I asked someone to overlay it with something X-mas-y. It hasn't changed since.

[Last Conformist]

Bad taste