So I'm sleeping quite peacefully this morning. It's around 6:30AM local time and I feel something bump my head, waking me. It's my buddy, Morris. So I roll over and pet him. He starts purring. I think okay, that's nice, now I'm going back to sleep. So I roll back over again and try to go back asleep.
That pissed him off I guess. He wanted more attention. So he takes his paw and bats at the back of my head. I turn around and say, "what? I already pet you!" I pet him some more. "fine is that enough?" I put my head back down to go to sleep.
There's something you have to understand. This time of year my allergies are bad. Within about 5-10 minutes of waking up in the morning, I start sneezing and can't fall back asleep. So if I get woken up, I must go back to sleep fast or else I'm screwed.
So I'm trying to fall back asleep... hopefully until about 8 AM (which it's about right now). The cat is still sitting next to my head. I feel him staring at me. "Go away" I'm thinking. Finally, I feel him starting to walk away. He jumps off the bed. Thank god! But then...
He gets a running start and jumps on my bed, then sprints from the foot to the head of the bed, then across the pillow, stomping on my head, then back down the bed, them back up... back and forth he's running FULL SPEED ON MY BED!!! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM CAT!!?!?!?!
I sit up in bed. He stops and sits down by me feet, giving me "goo goo eyes". And then... I sneeze. He meows.
"Thank you *******, now I'm awake, are you happy?"
he meows.
the littler monster:
That pissed him off I guess. He wanted more attention. So he takes his paw and bats at the back of my head. I turn around and say, "what? I already pet you!" I pet him some more. "fine is that enough?" I put my head back down to go to sleep.
There's something you have to understand. This time of year my allergies are bad. Within about 5-10 minutes of waking up in the morning, I start sneezing and can't fall back asleep. So if I get woken up, I must go back to sleep fast or else I'm screwed.
So I'm trying to fall back asleep... hopefully until about 8 AM (which it's about right now). The cat is still sitting next to my head. I feel him staring at me. "Go away" I'm thinking. Finally, I feel him starting to walk away. He jumps off the bed. Thank god! But then...
He gets a running start and jumps on my bed, then sprints from the foot to the head of the bed, then across the pillow, stomping on my head, then back down the bed, them back up... back and forth he's running FULL SPEED ON MY BED!!! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM CAT!!?!?!?!
I sit up in bed. He stops and sits down by me feet, giving me "goo goo eyes". And then... I sneeze. He meows.
"Thank you *******, now I'm awake, are you happy?"
he meows.
the littler monster:
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