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  • #16
    No, they got stuck in Florida.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17


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      • #18
        The problem with plywood is twofold. One, I don't have a ladder to get to my back windows. Two, my building is made of cinderblock, so I'd have to buy a nailgun to secure the plywood.

        Oh, there's a 3rd. I don't have a way to move the stuff from the hardware store back to my place.

        But all of these problems can be overcome if necessary.
        Last edited by chequita guevara; August 24, 2005, 09:48.
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        • #19
          Nailguns

          Great for all kinds of home defense and you don't need to wait 7 days to get one!
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          • #20
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara


            Building codes are irrelvent when your building inspectors are on the graft and your construction workers get $7/hour.
            Most other storm-prone parts of the world have switched to concrete block for house construction... only the US continues to use wooden boxes on wheels.
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            • #21
              Less than two days away.

              Well, current projections have it only being a tropical storm when it makes landfall . . . but that's what they said about Andrew.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                Time to buy some duct tape and plastic sheeting.
                just don't suffocate yourself



                but no offense che






                I hope God smites Florida!

                except you
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #23
                  che, good luck to you, but you do know that in case you die in the hurricane blasts, there will be 4 s first, but then someone says it was darwinism, like the tsunamis, you knew it wasn't 'meant for living' and some religious freak will say it was God's will to punish all the gays in the US and especially Florida.
                  In da butt.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Oh @%*$! Katrina's Coming.

                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Oh @%*$! Katrina's Coming.
                    Yeah, she and her waves really suck.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Sava

                      I hope God smites Florida!

                      except you
                      Yeah, but we're the cool part of Florida, liberal, gay, swingin' from the palms. It's Northern Florida that's the red part of the state.

                      So here' shoping Katrina veers north.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Oh, crap - I do aviation weather for pilots, it's going to be a bunch of killer shifts as people fly down to Florida to pick up kids in the appropriate colleges, run down to board up summer - retirement - rental - parent's properties, and then they wait till the last second and want to know how to fly around a hurricane.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          So here' shoping Katrina veers north.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Now projected to be a Cat 1 hurricane when it makes landfall.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #29
                              I'm now under my 1st hurricane watch.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Re: Re: Oh @%*$! Katrina's Coming.

                                Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola


                                Yeah, she and her waves really suck.
                                Curses to you Lefty, I was going to do that joke. Drat!
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