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Do you realize that this kind of crap isn´t being taught in Iran, but in the US?I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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Oh yes, I remember the tv series "Protocols of Zion"I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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Yeah! great casting on that one. Noone like Tony Danza to make you really know that the jews are planning world domination.Comment
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Gentlemen, I'll say it one more time: this piece of "news" comes from the Onion. Its all make-believe. I read it last week on their website, I almost posted it but decided against it.Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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I think we'd all figured it out, nostromo.Comment
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I just wanted to make sure
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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So gravity isn't angels pulling our pants down?Originally posted by nostromo
Gentlemen, I'll say it one more time: this piece of "news" comes from the Onion. Its all make-believe. I read it last week on their website, I almost posted it but decided against it.
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In other news...
U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
WASHINGTON, DC—In the wake of a recent drop in the sexual-interest rate, Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced Tuesday that blowjoblessness in America has reached a record high.
U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
According to Labor Department statistics, the overall blowjobless rate swelled to 37.4 percent in July, causing widespread deflation of egos.
"Cutbacks in oral services have left 55 million Americans unsatisfied," Chao said. "Although June saw a promising jump in the age 15-19 demographic, with many teenagers finding summer blowjobs, almost 82 percent of married men are completely blowjobless."
The historically fluid blowjob market reached its climax in 1996, when millions of wives and girlfriends vigorously stimulated the privates sector. But while demand has remained extremely high, supply could not, or would not, keep up. As a result, the blowjobless rate has climbed steadily, and today's limp market shows few signs of immediate expansion.
According to Chao, long-term relationships are responsible for the loss of many of this year's blowjobs.
"Over time, traditional blowjob providers prioritize other services, eventually eliminating those blowjobs that they deem unnecessary," Chao said.
"Blowjobs are not as plentiful as some Internet sites would lead you to believe," said blowjob-market analyst Tom Cochran. "Overall, it's an extremely dry market. I myself haven't had a blowjob in years."
"And it's not from a lack of trying," Cochran added.
Some professional men who once had a steady source of outcome have begun looking for freelance blowjobs. Fairfax, VA resident Dave Abbott said if he can't find a blowjob in his field, he'll move to a throbbing market such as Las Vegas.
"I heard they'll offer a part-time blowjob to just about anyone in Vegas," Abbott said.
According to Labor Department statistics, almost half of blowjobless Americans are living below the oral-poverty line, and benefits packages that include sexual intercourse are not enough to sustain them.
"For many of these orally disenfranchised men, a hand-to-mouth existence is but a dream," Cochran said.
Experts predict that as this problem snowballs, it will affect even those who are currently receiving blowjobs. Economic indicators have hinted at a nationwide downsizing, meaning thousands of men will be getting laid in the coming months.
Amid growing concerns, Rep. Collin Peterson (D-MN) has proposed a stimulus package that he said will help create over 300,000 new blowjobs by the end of the year.
Said Peterson: "We can only hope that some compromise between the lip-service industry and the blowjob market can be achieved in House resolution H.R. 69."
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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@ the graph
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Since the Bible depicts a personal god, it's rather natural that those who read it and believed in it would therefore believe in a personal god, I'd think.Originally posted by lord of the mark
to be more succint - who says that readers have the bible these last 3000 years have always believed in a "personal" god?Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Boris - I think lotm is saying that this portrayal of god has changed of the past three millenia. I'd be inclined to take his word for it.Comment
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1. God hates fags
2. Isaac Newton was a ***
3. God hates Isaac NewtonWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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