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    Who's Your Daddy?

    Well, for one little girl I am.

    Her name is Josephine "Jocey" Carol and she was born at 9:55am EST on this day, August 21, 2005 after countless hours of labor and 1hour 31minutes of pushing.

    She weighs 7lbs 15oz and is 21in long

    I just ran home to take a shower and grab some stuff and I'm back to the hospital, which I was at since 7pm last night.

    I Love My New Monkey!!!

    :P
    Monkey!!!
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    Oh how great!

    Way to fire, Japher.
    Best wishes to the addition and fine parents.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Congrats!!

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      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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      • #4
        Wooohoo!!!

        Congratulations
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Congratulations!
          If you don't like reality, change it! me
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          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              Congrats, dude. I have a niece named Josephine and we call her "Josie", just like your girl. It's a great name! She'll probably be a firecracker.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Excellent news.

                  Congratulations Japher and Mrs.!

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                  • #10
                    Congrats to the new little democrat in your house!
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #11
                      congrats

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                      • #12
                        see, this is why we need licenses to reproduce!





















                        jk CONGRATS!
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Congratulations!

                          Somebody top this thread...
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            Congratulations, Japher!
                            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                            Middle East!

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                            • #15
                              Congrats Japher. Enjoy your little one.


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