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I just bought a laptop, its in the garage, I need to get it past Mrs Horse

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  • #31
    I only have to get it to the plane - after the barrier - I'll have the tickets and passports
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #32
      mmm..
      Here is a strategic plan

      Now remember, just like in civ we often "Role Play" so you may need to and try real hard to be a stand up guy

      be honest
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      Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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      • #33
        Only one word is needed to describe this situation.

        Whipped!

        Whod've thunk it.
        We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
        If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
        Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
          tubesr says u work for the goverment if thats true grab a sticker and say it belongs to work
          Wow... that's brilliant. Always get a woman to inform you on how to pass the feminile wiles .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


            Wow... that's brilliant. Always get a woman to inform you on how to pass the feminile wiles .
            Hey in my own defense I didnt say it tuber did give him the credit. Oh and by the way i would believe him if he told me that story. Course he he waited till i went to hawaii for work to upgrade his pc Not a dumb guy I guess
            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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            • #36
              This is why you buy things mail order and have them sent to the office. You'll keep the delivery out of her sight and give yourself a chance to make an adaquate plan to sneak it past her.
              If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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              • #37
                I've got the laptop working and open on my desktop.

                Was it worth it - yes, oh yes. Its very cool.

                Now some toilet cleaning tips for guys The main thing is stay in there long enough to make it plausible - 2 or 3 minutes at least. You can pass the time by taking a dump yourself if the mood takes you. Flush the toilet frequently and tap the porcelain with the brush a lot, bomb the karzy with air freshener and you're out of there man
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #38
                  not when the toilet has brown stains in it.. and smells terrible a few hours later

                  Jon Miller
                  (has a toilet that really needs cleaning (And is used by 6 people + guests))
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #39
                    You need to bomb it. Go to the hardware store and get some of that heavy duty stuff, don special forces gear, including goggles and breathing apparatus. They could save your life. Run in there, drop it in the bowl, yell "fire in the Hold!" and run out again.

                    Come back with air freshener and you're done Jon
                    Last edited by Alexander's Horse; August 20, 2005, 19:06.
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #40
                      yeah accept you have failed to explain the large hole where the toliet used to sit. i think the missus might notice the missing porcelien and the larege whole
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • #41
                        I think she needs to put your nads in a nutcracker.
                        Either that, or give her like amount to spend.




                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          I think she needs to put your nads in a nutcracker.
                          Either that, or give her like amount to spend.




                          can all of yall of yall say owwww at the same time what a double hit in the nads and the wallet
                          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                          • #43
                            shouldn't Mrs Tuberski be asking Tubs what else he knows......
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #44
                              Oh sure. Deflect attention.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                                shouldn't Mrs Tuberski be asking Tubs what else he knows......
                                I'm not getting involved anymore..... I saw the word nutcracker in this thread....

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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