I just bought a laptop, its in the garage, I need to get it past Mrs Horse

[Alexander's Horse]

Help!

This operation will require cunning, guile, and an understanding of feminine wiles

Bear in mind here we're talking about a woman who knows the vaccuum cleaner is broken but won't buy an electrolux for $99 - half price with trade-in While we're having that conversation I have a brand new $1000 laptop ($900 with cash back ) in the back of the truck.

I'm in deep here boys

Oh God, she's just reminded me of the bar fridge and micro wave in my den that I never use They were on special too man

She knows, she knows

[Boris Godunov]

Women can smell any new purchases at 50 paces. Best fess up now.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

tell her ur just fixing it it for a friend
it might take a while so it will be with yall for a bit might work

[Alexander's Horse]

I told her I got a pay rise this week - which is true, about 10%.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

tubesr says u work for the goverment if thats true grab a sticker and say it belongs to work

[Alexander's Horse]

that's brilliant

Then I can pretend I'm really important too

But why did I bring it out from the garage on Saturday after visiting the mall

I can't wait till Monday

[Boris Godunov]

Only making things worse for yourself, you know it.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

tell the missus u need to get familiar with the work equipment and then you can play all with it

[Alexander's Horse]

I went back to the mall and got the vacuum cleaner - NOT ONLY was it an ElectroluX "Elite", not only was it HALF PRICE, not only did they dispose of our old cleaner, not only did they let me keep the attachments off the old cleaner BUT I got a BRAND NEW steam cleaner ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Mrs horse just rolled her eyes

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I went back to the mall and got the vacuum cleaner - NOT ONLY was it an ElectroluX "Elite", not only was it HALF PRICE, not only did they dispose of our old cleaner, not only did they let me keep the attachments off the old cleaner BUT I got a BRAND NEW steam cleaner ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Mrs horse just rolled her eyes

u told her the truth didnt you

[Alexander's Horse]

no, she was cleaning the toilets, a job she hates. Soooo, I offered to do it for her

Just because I love her

[Jon Miller]

I bet that will make her suspicious

JM

[Chemical Ollie]

Go buy her a 300$ vacuum cleaner

EDIT: Ooh, I saw you already did (but not that expensive).

[alva]

The vacuum cleaner was a bad move:

You got a laptop for playing games and to enjoy yourself...
she got a vacuum cleaner???

[Alexander's Horse]

you sexists - the vaccuum cleaner is for me to use.