President Bush plans secret undercover assault on Lance Armstrong

[Grandpa Troll]

It would appear Oliver Stone has a great conspiracy theory brewing if not why would he want to ride next to Lance?

Maybe to show Lance how he would take out the champ?

I mean, GW hasnt the best record riding anything more than coattails

[MrFun]

[chequita guevara]

Aw hell. I have the same bike helmet as the President.

[MrFun]

** points and laughs at Che

[DRoseDARs]

That picture is beauti****y.

Edit: Aww, but it's a real word. Google says so.

[Boris Godunov]

If I do an undercover assault on any cyclist, it will either be Ivan Basso or Tom Boonen.

[alva]

You know who Tom Boonen is???

[DRoseDARs]

Well, given this is a thread about cyclists and Boris is gay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess he's a very hittable Belgian cyclist.

[Sava]

anyone who wears a helmet while riding a bike is a *****

and lance armstrong is an *******

i hope bush has him killed

[Boris Godunov]

Which meds did we forget this time? Little blue tablet?

[Verto]

The photo isn't even remotely funny.

[Guynemer]

Seriously, Sava, just what the **** is wrong with you?

[Mercator]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
If I do an undercover assault on any cyclist, it will either be Ivan Basso or Tom Boonen.

[Sava]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Seriously, Sava, just what the **** is wrong with you?

what?

can't a guy hate lance armstrong and hate bike helmets?

my favorite is the morons in my town who wear helmets, then go riding down 4 lane roads on the street with their kids...

a suggestion: TAKE OFF THE ****ING HELMET AND GET ON THE GODDAMNED SIDEWALK YOU DIRTY MOTHER****ERS!

and when I was a kid, I fell off my bike a billion times... not once on my ****ing head (although you'd think otherwise)

helmets on bikes? FOR PUSSIES!

[Boris Godunov]