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  • #16
    this thread grammar... my poor brain
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom

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    • #17
      Isn't the midwest a little chilly in the winter for lions and elephants?
      Aren't midwesterners actually much better armed than Africans? I imagine the militiamen would have a field day given the chance to bag some really big game.
      Isn't this a rather drastic means of dealing with the illegal immigrant problem?
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #18
        Isn't this a rather drastic means of dealing with the illegal immigrant problem?
        "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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        • #19
          I have a new suggestion: remove humans from Africa and let it revert to a continental conservation park.
          Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Datajack Franit
            this thread grammar... my poor brain
            yeah mine is better. Use my thread instead.

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            • #21
              In related news...

              MOUND VALLEY, Kansas (AP) -- A Siberian tiger attacked and killed a teenage girl who was posing for photos at a family-run animal sanctuary Thursday in southeast Kansas, authorities said.

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              • #22
                Jeez. What do people expect when posing for pictures with a tiger. Or performing shows in Las Vegas with a bunch of them for that matter.

                I'm sorry, I can't muster much sympathy. A pet peeve of mine is that this is a case that the media will likely describe as "a tragedy". We've had some cases here where people fell to their death after balancing on escalator railings, paragliding in tow of a car etc. Instantly reported as tragedies. If people behave that recklessly, it's hardly a tragedy IMO.

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                • #23
                  Lions in N America? Say it aint so!!
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                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #24
                    Teh BC Lions are 7-0.

                    ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                    • #25
                      We don't need African wildlife to get a thrill around here. This summer already we've seen a bear across the street and a mountain lion two blocks from my house. The local coyotes have been quiet recently, but I expect them back in the fall. The fox population is riding high while skunks seem to be in decline. There are several mule deer in my yard most nights. Thankfully I live in the city, a friend of mine who lives about 20 minutes away in the mountains occasionally has bears try to break into his house (once successfully), and really has to be on the lookout for mountain lions at all times.
                      He's got the Midas touch.
                      But he touched it too much!
                      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Winston
                        Jeez. What do people expect when posing for pictures with a tiger. Or performing shows in Las Vegas with a bunch of them for that matter.

                        I'm sorry, I can't muster much sympathy. A pet peeve of mine is that this is a case that the media will likely describe as "a tragedy". We've had some cases here where people fell to their death after balancing on escalator railings, paragliding in tow of a car etc. Instantly reported as tragedies. If people behave that recklessly, it's hardly a tragedy IMO.


                        I'm sorry that teenage girl was so stupid. As a matter of fact I think she deserved it. I'm sure you've never done anything foolish in your life.
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by ajbera
                          In related news...

                          MOUND VALLEY, Kansas (AP) -- A Siberian tiger attacked and killed a teenage girl who was posing for photos at a family-run animal sanctuary Thursday in southeast Kansas, authorities said.

                          http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/18/tig....ap/index.html
                          That's got to be one for the Darwin Award files.
                          Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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                          • #28
                            Ted,

                            You need to work some more on your sarcasm for it to really work. However, your habit of attacking others personally for no reason is intact and up to the highest of standards.

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                            • #29
                              True, which at this point is why I will call you a hypocrite, since you do the same thing yourself.

                              Maybe I'll become a Winston hater, then everyone will like me, and I will be l33t popular.

                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                              • #30


                                I'm still laughing after you called that girl stupid for being killed and then cry about someone else personally attacking you.



                                Nice consistency champ.
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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