It sucks to be uncool. Post what you could improve on

[faded glory]

I have become a fleshy doughy bulbous lump over the last 2 years. wieghing in at a buck seventy. I have a small bald spot too? Far from my prime when I was 150 and 12% body fat 3 years ago. I find more and more, women pass me up for oversexed dumbasses who listen to trendy bull**** and wear those retarded bracelets, oh ya they also pop there collars in the clubs. There hair is messy and greasy hair. I have an engagement ring from years ago I still wear, i cant take that ***** off, its stuck. My teeth are slightly decayed from neglect brought on by drugs, did I mention meth? Im told I have a distinct odor of a cardboard. Similiar to the smell of my new scummy apartment, w/ mandatory exposed rusty pipes and algae growth on the kitchen walls included.

I woke up this morning to go to work. I found I had a total of 17 dollars to live on for the week.


My attire resembles a pearl jam fan of 1999 stepping into a time warp coming to 2005.


Crap. After my NA tommorrow. Im going to use my CC to get some clothes and a membership at bally.

Post your flaws damnit. It may make me feel better

[Q Classic]

I could actually try to make more human contact than I do now. As it stands, since I detest people (but like certain persons), most of my interactions with anything alive are mediated through electronic devices.

So much so that I firmly feel that my machines actually communicate with me. I enjoy their company.

[Theben]

Maybe you can get a job as a poster child of why NOT to do drugs.

[Theben]

FG that is. Not Q^3.

[Solver]

I have become a fleshy doughy bulbous lump over the last 2 years. wieghing in at a buck seventy. I have a small bald spot too? Far from my prime when I was 150 and 12% body fat 3 years ago.

Apparently being dead has a negative effect on health.

[Timexwatch]

I have a hard time faking my own death. Can anyone give me any tips on how to get away from it all?

[faded glory]

It also need a better job This warehouse bull**** sucks. 10.50 an hour is enough for rent, insurance, and a ****in ****ty FORD that breaks alot and a 2 year financed E-machine . I use to be a salary guy damnit. Top notch. I worked for PDI and Boeing damnit. I traveled the ****in world. I used to drive a ****in Celica. Hey atleast I still had starcraft, Call to Power and Red alert in storage. I met a fellow apolyton gamer at Heathrow. We had pints in london!!! Gav was so impressed by my charecter he paid.

Ya drugs suck. I almost bought some yesterday.

Funny, 5 years later after I registered how true my username turns out to become.

[SlowwHand]

It's kind of uncool to be this cool. Makes me feel like a hog.

[faded glory]

That got me thinking. Like I said. I am an idiot and having been hiding under a rock for 3 years. What the **** are those yellow/pink/white bracelets anyway. Who the **** is 50 cent? Damnit I wanna go back

[chequita guevara]

I could stop posting here. It would free up masive amounts of time for other things.

[Jon Miller]

I need to work out

I need to get a job

I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton

Jon miller

[faded glory]

Wow nothings changed for you has it jon?





FG,

[Spiffor]

I need to work out

I need to get a job

I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton

Spiffor

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Spiffor
I need to work out

I need to get a job

I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton

Spiffor

/me pats Spiffor on the shoulder

That's what two weeks offline do to you. Don't worry, it'll go over soon.

[General Ludd]

Actually, I think it sucks to be cool.