I'm gay

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
I just canme back from party.. big party.. www.koneisto.com ... this chick came and rubbed herself on me. I was offended. She was pretty good looking, and I Mean she RUBBED heself against me. From back she did it and forced it. I turned around and looked at her like 'wtf are you doing?'. I know, but it was good music, I had no time for sexy things. I was doing my thing. Something the rest of you oughta learn.

Women are like tools. Sometimes you need them, but other times.. not really.

Are you gay?

[Pekka]

Nah.. of course now I would gladly take the massage again and more, but when I was there, absolutely not. I paid lot of money for the ticket (35 euros for one day only), and I was there to see some people and a DJ I hadn't seen in 5 years (from Detroit, so not coming back anytime soon). So.. when some drunk chick who prolly is there for the first time of her sad little life tries to get some action with me, it ain't happening. I was there for the party, the music, the atmosphere and the feeling. If I wanted a massage, I'd pay 3 euros in for some drunk student party, or ask my neighbour, or something like that.

Basically, it's not the be all and end all of things for me. I enjoy other things far more better, even though I do enjoy sexy things as well like any person would.

[Lemmy]

Originally posted by Guynemer
They have a gay patch now?

Available for download from the Vatican website now.
It took some whining from the Vatican fanboys, but God finally decided to support his product for 2000 more years.
Expect many more patches in the future, including the long-awaited feminist bugfix.

[Winston]

Now I'm up to 48 hours as a temporarily out of order smoker.

Feeling much better already in some ways. In other ways, such as the enjoyment of a nice cigarette, not so good.

At least I've established you don't think about having a cigarette more than 80 times an hour, on average.

[Az]

Nah.. of course now I would gladly take the massage again and more, but when I was there, absolutely not. I paid lot of money for the ticket (35 euros for one day only), and I was there to see some people and a DJ I hadn't seen in 5 years (from Detroit, so not coming back anytime soon). So.. when some drunk chick who prolly is there for the first time of her sad little life tries to get some action with me, it ain't happening. I was there for the party, the music, the atmosphere and the feeling. If I wanted a massage, I'd pay 3 euros in for some drunk student party, or ask my neighbour, or something like that.

Basically, it's not the be all and end all of things for me. I enjoy other things far more better, even though I do enjoy sexy things as well like any person would.

How long was the set?

[Frankychan]

Damn, this thread made my day. Hangover and all.

[Kuciwalker]

Hey Winston, is your name THESTROKESGUY by any chance?

[Guynemer]

[Urban Ranger]

Good luck Winston.

[Winston]

Thanks Urban Ranger, Spiffor. I sense I'm gonna need it if this is to last much longer.

Thank God for instant coffee by the bucket.

[Kidlicious]

Winston,

It's been about 10 days since I've had a cigarette. It has been especially hard for me to quit this time (I quit and started again 3 times). My body felt sick for the first 4 days. I still have cravings but it's getting a little better everyday. I'll say this though. There is no way I will ever start up again, because I don't want to die from the damn things and I don't want to quit again. Good luck dude.

[Az]

Remember, dude - COLD TURKEY.

A friend of mine quit and doesn't smoke for almost 2 years now.

[Kidlicious]

Oh, if you can't quit without it, try hypnotism. A friend of mine did that and it's much easier.

[Winston]

Way to go, Kidicious. Glad to hear you're at a point where it's getting a little bit better. Best of luck!

I have to admit I have serious doubts I'll ever be able to give it up completely. I'm 38 and have been smoking regularly for over 25 years now. It's become too much a part of my miserable existence.

[Kidlicious]

I had to get in the right state of mind first. I have been trying to quit for a couple months now, but couldn't until I stopped thinking about a lot of negative crap and stressing out about everything.