Shoulda merged them.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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lemonade.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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BEER.
(except Newcastle and that Kona Brewing Company...if I want my beer tasting like Passion Fruit, I'll squeeze that into my beer. Thank you very much. )Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis
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Evian, Menehune Water, and Perrier are the shiz-nit.Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis
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I have a love-hate relationship with beer.
and I don't drink coffee. So I voted for beer. 50% is better than 0%.
I prefer water though most of the time. Or orange juice. I also drink apple juice, grapefruite juice, and grape juice. And I don't drink soda or anything that isn't juice. Though I will drink tea they serve at my local chinese restaurant (since it is free with the meal)
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Water, Tea, and Lemonade are the best alternatives besides beer.
OJ is ok, but it's a little overrated. Apple juice gives me the runs, grape sucks and grapefruit juice is the bastard child of lemons and limes.
Tea is always a good alternative.Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis
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Calvados
From the options, it has to be beer (don't drink coffee).Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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While I usually think beer, I drink a lot more coffee. So, coffee it is.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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