How To Tell the Bad Guys . . .

[Zkribbler]

(1) If one of the good guys, especially if he is particularly ugly, dresses up like a woman, a bad guy will instantly be romatically attracted to him.

2) If there is a sharp object protruding anywhere near the end of the movie, a bad guy will fall on it. The sharp object will not impale any arm, leg or earlobe but will invariably pierce the middle of the bad guy's chest.

3) A head bad guy will have impeccable manners.

4) An innocent person dying is incredibly funny to a bad guy.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Is this real life or movies??

[DRoseDARs]

Re: How To Tell the Bad Guys . . .

Originally posted by Zkribbler
4) An innocent person dying is incredibly funny to a bad guy.

But that's funny to everyone if it's a hokey enough death, like the chest-bursters from Alien.

[Zkribbler]

You think that was funny?? DRoseDARs is a bad guy!!!

[Kuciwalker]

[DRoseDARs]

I'd like to keep one as a pet.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
You think that was funny?? DRoseDARs is a bad guy!!!

Or the one from Spaceballs.

"Oh no. Not again..." *croak* *que song-and-dance*

[Winston]

5) Facing certain death at the hand of the good guy, the bad guy will suddenly have a change of heart and beg for mercy rather than continue being a tough nail till the end. He will often try to win favour by offering half of the loot that the good guy took from him just 45 seconds ago.

[Winston]

And..

6) Bad guys have a 500% increased chance of being hit by bullets, compared to good guys.

[Timexwatch]

7) The head baddie, if European, is most likely to be British, followed by a German than a Frenchman. It is an absolute certainty that there will be no Finnish bad guys.


P.S. Isn't it a little late to be posting, Taxman?

[Urban Ranger]

8) Minor baddies have great aim with firearms and intentionally miss the hero.

[BlackCat]

6a) Bad guys can use all nonnuclear weapons and still miss while good guys can hit a target with a .22 derringer at 500m shooting from a jeep going cross country at 80 km/h

[Pyrodrew]

9) Head bad guys love to gloat about their diabolical plans, particularly when asked (even if asked by a good guy).

[BlackCat]

10) Head bad guys never do the sensible thing, that is put a bullet in the head of the good guy - no way, it must be some clever contraption and of couse without surveillance (though, that thingie in - was it goldfinger ? - still give me the creep ).

[Zkribbler]

You mean the laser beam between the legs?