Ancient adult toy found

[Az]

Spambotti Necromancio Dildothredae!

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I suspect the fractured state is key to unlocking the mysteries of this prehistoric dildo. Imagine you’re a cave dude. You’ve been off battling the retarded and super-strong Neanderthals all week. All you want to do is come home and have a little sex with your lady, but what do you find. Bam! She's toying with this monolith of a stone **** which eclipses yours. And guess what, it can also start fires. You try to take the stone **** from her but she knocks you out with it. The first chance you get, what do you do? You try to break it, maybe hit it with your flint axe and set all her fur dresses on fire in the process. We must not forget that early homosapiens were above all men, and nothing pisses of a man more than a giant, rock hard **** that is satisfying his partner.

[b etor]

Has to be a hoax. Everybody knows sex consisted of only the missionary position between a husband and wife until 1962. Such things weren't even dreamt of before that fateful year.

What happened in 1962?

[regexcellent]

I don't think Solomwi will be answering...

[b etor]

Hmm... "Last Activity July 29, 2012 18:38"


But anyone may answer! Tell me all the exciting events that come to mind when you think of the year 1962.


EDIT: Just did research. RIP

[Sava]

how do they know it's not from an ancient stone warrior man?