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    This stone dildo, found in a cave in Germany, is believed to be 28 000 years old. Is this the true reason the Neanderthals got extinct?

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    • #3
      That's rather small.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Her face is suspiciously flushed.

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        • #5
          Never underestimate human ingenuity in the realm of achieving orgasms.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Japher
            That's rather small.
            It's made to fit Neanderthal chicks
            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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            • #7
              That's rather small.
              Ok if there's an apolytoner thinking he can beat that, I really want to meet him
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Datajack Franit


                Ok if there's an apolytoner thinking he can beat that, I really want to meet him
                Pekka might invite you to a sauna session.
                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                • #9
                  Sounds like a hoax to me, but you never know.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    Stone? The base of it looks like wood.
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                    • #11
                      who wants to bet this woman tried it out?

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                      • #12
                        Has to be a hoax. Everybody knows sex consisted of only the missionary position between a husband and wife until 1962. Such things weren't even dreamt of before that fateful year.
                        Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #13
                          Any link?

                          I realize the dildo thing is a joke, but I'm curious as to what this artefact actually is.

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                          • #14
                            Actually, that's what the BBC says it is.

                            They found marks from flint knapping on it as well, though.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
                              Actually, that's what the BBC says it is.
                              Oh, like the BBC knows anything about sex.

                              I'm guessing it was used to grind grain in a stone bowl.

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