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  • #91
    Originally posted by Guynemer
    Sigourney Weaver, "Aliens"
    You know you're an action hero when you're a punchline. In the old "My Two Dads" series, the main characters complain to their landlady about a clogged sink and ask her to call a plumber. She goes in to look a the clog and comes out to announce, "You don't need a plumber; you need Sigourney Weaver."

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    • #92
      The dead guy from Weekend at Bernies 2 PWNZ all these n00bs
      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Ted Striker
        The dead guy from Weekend at Bernies 2 PWNZ all these n00bs
        Well, he did manage to make of with the tops of those two girls on the beach.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Dis
          Arnold Swarchenegger.

          Has anyone seen Commando? That's a great movie. It could really happen too.

          okay it was cheesy, and the action scenes were totally unrealistic. But the body count was enormous. And that's what counts.
          The gravity quote is from Commando.

          "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
          "Yea, yea you did Major."
          "I lied."

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          • #95
            Lassie or Trigger.
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
              Didn't that movie have Sharon Stone with her special talent of taking all her clothes off?

              Her special talent is really disrobing, thinking and speaking coherently simultaneously. One more string to her bow than Gerald Ford or Bushbaby.


              It's why the French gave her an award- that and the view of the Stone Monument Valley, I suspect.


              Soon to be appearing in Basic Sliver, Tranche Le Deux: The Depilator, sponsored by Rimmel and Non-Oxynol 9...


              Living stones (Lithops)- My Life In The Bush Of Stone
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              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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              • #97
                Where the hell is Bruce Campbell?



                Hail to the King, baby

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Dis
                  good call.

                  Very good Call.
                  I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                  • #99
                    Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.

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                    • You better watch it!

                      "We then nuke Winston from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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                      • Originally posted by Winston
                        Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.
                        Super Soaker-flamethrower=crispy critters/aliens.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • Schwarzenegger, followed by Seagal. Poor Steven tries and tries and tries, but..
                          Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                          • Originally posted by Winston
                            Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.

                            I'm not so sure- from the envious longing look on Winona's chops it could be a battery powered Darth Invader....
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • She's thinking "Wonder how much I could shoplift with one of those by my side??!?"

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                              • Originally posted by JohnT
                                She's thinking "Wonder how much I could shoplift with one of those by my side??!?"

                                Or, where could she possibly hide it....


                                No, I'm sorry, I'm a bad person.


                                Best action star: Divine, for Female Trouble, Eat Your Make Up and Polyester and Hairspray.
                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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