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  • #31
    In that case, the answer is clearly the Governator.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #32
      You can't be an action star unless your name fits well into this voiceover

      In the city of __________ times are hard and the bad guys are harder. They killed his _________, and he's taking revenge, the only way he knows how. This time it's personal.

      [*****Name******] is the Terminator/Rambo/Interpolater/etc.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #33
        In the city of New New Zealand times are hard and the bad guys are harder. They killed his chicken, and he's taking revenge, the only way he knows how. This time it's personal.

        Steven Seagal is the Chicken-Lover!.
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #34


          It's absolutely amazing what you can find on Google.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
            In the city of New New Zealand times are hard and the bad guys are harder. They killed his chicken, and he's taking revenge, the only way he knows how. This time it's personal.

            Steven Seagal is the Chicken-Lover!.
            When you put it that way, that plot description is easily better than The Specialist.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #36
              Didn't that movie have Sharon Stone with her special talent of taking all her clothes off?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #37
                But if you've seen Basic Instinct, there are no secrets.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #38
                  Still, naked Sharon Stone is naked Sharon Stone.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #39
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #40
                      Arnold Swarchenegger.

                      Has anyone seen Commando? That's a great movie. It could really happen too.

                      okay it was cheesy, and the action scenes were totally unrealistic. But the body count was enormous. And that's what counts.

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                      • #41
                        don't get me wrong though. I love Bruce Willis, but he has wider range than just an action star. He was great in Moonlighting, I wish that show was still on tv.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Verto
                          Arnold - a classic action hero. Terminator, says it all.

                          Sylvester Stallone - overrated, can't stand listening to him. His movies are dumb.

                          Steven Seagal - loser

                          Wesley Snipes - he's not even a real action hero

                          Vin Diesel - poser

                          Bruce Willis - he's the guy.

                          Van Damme - He sucks. 'cept for Street Fighter
                          Van Damme was good in Bloodsport

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                          • #43
                            hell linda hamiliton is a tougher action guy/gal then most of these folks such as van damme and vin diesel
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • #44
                              Ted Striker
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                              • #45
                                A young, skinny Vin Diesel break dancing:

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                                I like Vin Diesel, but like Tom Cruise, I think he is gay too.

                                The most annoying action star has to be Russel Crowe. The world's biggest poser.
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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