Unwanted Guest

[Barinthus]

If you're serious - pm your address and I can send her along your way. It should be about 3 to 4 hrs driving to LV from here

[Dis]

errr, on second thought maybe not.

The weight wouldn't bother me if she had a good personality. But the way you make it sound, it sounds like she's a psycho.

[Barinthus]

haha nah she's not psycho. Just on a needy side.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

This is not about the specific guest in question; you really should not be living anyone who will let 300 lb. people from Arkansas into the house.

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Boris
[W]hen I came out of my room to shower this morning, he was sprawled on the living room rug, facing my doorway doing leg lifts. As if I need to see that first thing in the morning.

And you passed up a golden opportunity to kick him in the nads without his being able to do anything about it (until too late)?

[Sikander]

Originally posted by dojoboy
Walk around the house naked and sit on furniture while in the buff. Very effective.

S.O.P. at chez moi.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Dis
300 + pounds?

that's my kind of girl. Refer her my way. I'll take care of her.

Is your larder empty?

[chequita guevara]

The best way to deal with unwanted houseguests is never to let them in the door in the first place. Made the mistake twice, never again.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Hit it

With a shovel.

[:) Smiley]

If it's only two weeks the solution may be harder than the problem. How about asking her to do something in exchange for a place to crash, such as painting the house, taking out trash, etc.?

[chequita guevara]

Just lay down ground rules that are tough to deal with: curfew, cleanliness, and chores sort of thing. Most adults won't put up with being treated like a child very long, and will make other arrangements quickly. Oh, and don't let them have a key. Make them dependent on you for getting in and out, and don't change your schedual to accomdate them. If they have to wait on the steps, they have to wait on the steps. If they repeatedly refuse to follow the rules, put their stuff outside.

[Barinthus]

Originally posted by Smiley
If it's only two weeks the solution may be harder than the problem. How about asking her to do something in exchange for a place to crash, such as painting the house, taking out trash, etc.?

She's the maid now

Che, agreed! No way in the hell I'm accomodating my schedule for her.

[Provost Harrison]

Now a maid would be cool...housework is such a chore

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
And when I came out of my room to shower this morning, he was sprawled on the living room rug, facing my doorway doing leg lifts. As if I need to see that first thing in the morning.

So he's not what you'd call a 'looker' then?

[SpencerH]

I had my brother in law stay for 7 weeks in Jan and Feb. It was a ****ing nightmare. He didnt pay for anything despite the fact that he ate like a horse and drank like a fish (he even drank the bottle of bombay gin he brought for me as a gift). Even my wife was glad to see the back of him.