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  • #16
    Once the Germans are running everything, there won't be any more Latvians, anyway.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #17
      Originally posted by St Leo
      What about Latvians, you Insensitive Clods?
      Heaven:

      The French are the cooks
      The British are the bankers
      The Italians are the lovers
      The Germans run everything
      The Latvians are ignored

      Hell:

      The British are the cooks
      The French are the bankers
      The Germans are the lovers
      The Italians run everything
      The Latvians are ignored
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #18
        Hell:
        Soviets run everything
        No need for bankers
        No need for cooks
        Not sure about lovers.
        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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        • #19
          Hell:

          Soviets run everything.
          There is no heaven.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Pekka
            Hell:

            Soviets run everything.
            There is no heaven.
            That's the way it should be in Finland
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              yes I know.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #22
                No, that's not the desired response. I expected a bite
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  Hell:
                  Soviets run everything
                  No need for bankers
                  No need for cooks
                  Not sure about lovers.


                  It's pretty pathetic that you have to drive away attention from dissing your country by dissing a country that doesn't exist.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #24
                    Yet it's still lot more realistic!

                    Heaven: No soviets

                    Hell: You can't guess what the answer here is, thus you have brain damaged yourself into oblivion, which is your personal hell.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #25
                      dont agree on the mechenic being the IT there more known for there lazy ass stuff then for anything else (except the food) in the EU
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Az
                        Hell:
                        Soviets run everything
                        No need for bankers
                        No need for cooks
                        Not sure about lovers.


                        It's pretty pathetic that you have to drive away attention from dissing your country by dissing a country that doesn't exist.
                        Them are easier to kick when they're down.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • #27
                          If Europe was Hell:

                          The cooks would be German
                          The police would be French
                          The food would be British
                          The Mechanics Italian
                          And everything organized by the EU...

                          Is it Apocalypse already?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Commy
                            If Europe was Hell:

                            The cooks would be German
                            The police would be French
                            The food would be British
                            I think it might be better to have the Germans cooking British food than actually having the British do it.

                            "The Germans shoulda dropped cookbooks on your asses!" - Chris Rock
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #29
                              Why? Britain has the best chefs in the world.

                              World’s Top 50 Restaurants 2005

                              Of the top 50, 14 of the restaurants are in Britain. According to Restaurant Magazine, “There will be some who feel this year’s list is too London-centric, with 26 percent of the list given over to restaurants in and around the English capital.”
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                              • #30
                                A) That doesn't say anything as to the nationality of the cooks.
                                B) It doesn't say what type of cuisine they cook (I guarantee it isn't traditional British food).
                                C) That was meant as snark.
                                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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