European Heaven or hell

[Donegeal]

Something I read the other day at work that I thought was rather humerous:

If Europe was Heaven:
The Police would be Brittish.
The Mechanics would be Italian.
The Food would be French.
And it would be organised by the Germans.

If Europe was Hell:
The Police would be German.
The Mechanics would be French.
The Food would be Brittish
And it would be organised by the Italians.

[BeBMan]

I think in heaven Italians should provide the food

[Dr Strangelove]

My brother once owned a Fiat. You do not want the Italians as the mechanics.

How about:
The Italians as the Police
The Germans as the Mechanics
The Food would be French
And it would be organized by the British

[BeBMan]

Maybe like this:

If Europe was Heaven:
The Beer would be German.
The Wine would be French.
The Food would be Italian.
And it would be organised by the British.

If Europe was Hell:
The Police would be evil Finns.
The Mechanics would be evil Finns.
The Food would be evil Finnish.
And it would be organised by the evil Finns.

[Donegeal]

[Spiffor]

[child of Thor]

i like them all

german police - british food(you could add 'customer service' to that)!

oh + Belgium gay dancing movie star and my hell would be complete.

[Guynemer]

[:) Smiley]

In hell:

The police are American
The mechanics are American
The food is American
And its all organized by Americans.

[child of Thor]

Originally posted by Smiley
In hell:

The police are American
The mechanics are American
The food is American
And its all organized by Americans.

ouch! thats a tad un-patriotic.

your not a terrorist are you

British mechanics are worse - look what happend to our Beagle space project, atleast the americans can actualy land their objects on other planetary bodies And with the death of Rover we no longer make our own cars

oh and our food must be equally as bad as American food? Our Police are nice though.....well they were, we'll have to see what happens over the next 6months or so

[Boris Godunov]

I always heard it as:

Heaven:

The French are the cooks
The British are the bankers
The Italians are the lovers
The Germans run everything

Hell:

The British are the cooks
The French are the bankers
The Germans are the lovers
The Italians run everything

[Ecthy]

What would be so bad about German police? Did some of you travel 70 years back in time or what?

[child of Thor]

between german lovers and german police its a hard choice (if your not german)

[St Leo]

What about Latvians, you Insensitive Clods?

[Spiffor]

"What about" who?