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    OMG...simply amazing (thread aka: Reason Texas doesn't suck)

    Okay, I just saw the "These boots are made for walking" video from the Dukes of Hazard Soundtrack by jessica simpson. As far as physical specimens go, she's pretty much idealic. and the part where she was washing the general lee in that pink bikini... i really think it made my eyes go cross for a second. God blessed Texas with some incredible girls
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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    link: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674849?htv=12
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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    • #3
      I'd definetly hit it
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        [obligatory 'polyqueer critique]
        Someone call the cops, she's committed musical murder.
        [/obligatory 'polyqueer critique]
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          she was singing??? hmmm....i didn't notice.
          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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          • #6
            No, more like stealing Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever" dirty-slut schtick...
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              And what the bloody hell was Willie Nelson doing in there?



              ...besides ogling Jessica.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Sometimes I think whether you actually secretly crave her, but go out of your way to prove to everyone that you are really gay.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  Drose: he's uncle jessie in the movie
                  "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                  "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Az
                    Sometimes I think whether you actually secretly crave her, but go out of your way to prove to everyone that you are really gay.
                    It's my theory that at least half of 'Poly gays are actually closeted bis.
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #11
                      You can have Jessica, I'll take Dic.. er... Nick.
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        She's pretty, but those boots are not made for walking.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kaak
                          Drose: he's uncle jessie in the movie
                          Oh good God, that makes his ogling her worse...
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Last Conformist
                            She's pretty, but those boots are not made for walking.
                            No, they're made for prancing about and throwing a mean right hook.
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #15
                              actually, though she doesn't know it, i think the purpose of those boots is laying beside my bed while she's naked in it...
                              "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                              "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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